The Weird Randomness of Me!

RANDOM STORY TIME!

GUESS WHAT TIME IT IS?

IT'S TIME FOR...

(Drumroll, please!)

RANDOM STORY TIME FOR RANDOM STORIES THAT I MADE UP WHILE SITTING ON THE JOHN!!

(Or RSTFRSTIMUWSOTJ for short!!)

This Random Story is...

THE MUTANT BURRITO!!

Once upon a time...

There was a man named John! And one day he ate a bean and cheese burrito. he thought it was very nommy.

John worked at a Mexican Restaurant. So after his work he went home.

But the burrito he ate was not settling very well.

SO JOHN RAN TO THE JOHN!

And after that he felt much better.

BUT HE DIDN'T FLUSH!!

SO now what was THE MUTANT BURRITO crawled out of the throne and began to seek revenge on John for eating him!

But mutant burritos are big dumb turkeys who don't know anything so it jut went in a psychopathic rampage!!

And it terrorized squirrels!!

So John saw the poor squirrels and leaped away to save them!

So then he saved the squirrels and killed the burrito.

The leader of the squirrels, Chippy McAlmond, declared that they would worship John for saving them.

So the squirrels worshipped John for twenty years because he saved them and gave them walnuts.

But the mutant burrito had multiplied and hundreds were now waiting to seek revenge on Mexican Restaurant Owners like John.

And the worst part of all...

JOHN LEFT THE SEAT UP.