Chapter 1.

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I LOVE U GUYS! I GONE UP IN VOTE AND FANS AND READS AND I JUST ABSOLUTLY LUV U

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TEN AND A HALF YEARS LATER...

I gasped in horror.  

"You're not serious!"

My best friend, Kyle, laughed.  

"I am serious."

Then he took the gun and shot me straight off the platform.

I wailed. 

"Noooooooooo!"

He copied me. 

"Yessssssssss!"

"Juliet! Are you ready!?! We need you down here!" My mom yelled from downstairs.

"No mother! I need to put on more eyeliner!" I yelled back. Kyle and I grinned at each other. Mother dear had been asking for me to come downstairs and meet the guests. The dress that she wanted me to wear was on Kyle (gold was TOTALLY his color), and we were both vegging out and playing video games. I'd gotten up to an hour so far. Nobody came to get me, either, because I was supposedly having a fashion crisis and couldn't find the right shoes to wear with the dress. My mom and sisters were frequently having these moments, and liked to throw shoes. No one dare come near my door.

It was kind of stupid, because I wasn't like my mother of sisters at all. They all had white blonde hair, green eyes, looked like supermodels with barely tanned skin, and didn't go near anything with more than 100 calories. I, on the other hand, had tanned skin, brown eyes, wavy black hair that fell a little past my shoulders, and ate too much. I was a sucker for choclate. They had a flair for drama. I like to stay calm, except for the occasional rushes of anger, when you had to be at least five feet away to be safe. Only Kyle could approach me at these times.

I looked at my best friend. He was drool-on-the-side-of-your-mouth-when-you-see-him hot, with ruffled black hair, green eyes (totally not normal for an Indian guy)a tan from surfing, and slight stubble on his chin. He was really tall and had an eight pack.

And his best feauture of all! My Kylie poo was gay!

I smiled and went back to the game. Kyle was biting his lip cutely and trying to get away while I repeatedly bashed him over the head with a sledgehammer.

"Enna, you are so not being fair."

"You knocked me off a roof. You're paying for that now."

He shook his head and laughed. 

"Bet I can change your mind about that."

"Oh really? How's that mister s---"

He dropped the controller and started tickling me. I laughed uncontrollably.

"Kyle.....stop it.....not fair........!"

"Do you give?"

"No!"

He tickled me some more till I couldn't breathe.

"Give!"

"No!

"Give!"

"I won't!"

There was a knock at the door. We both ignored it. I couldn't breathe I was laughing so hard. He straddled me. There was a loud RRIPP! We both froze and busted out laughing again.

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