UNDERTALE Randomness [COMPLETED]

End (Merry Christmas!)

*mass has ended*

*all the monsters start walking to the exit*

Undyne: wait wha-?!

Frisk: I have a present for ALL of you! Come with me!
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Asgore: Where's the barrier?

Asriel: Ahaha, Daddy. You would be surprised!

Asgore: . . .

Asriel, Chara, Frisk: We both broke the barrier!

Asgore: YOU WHAT?!

Asriel: C'mon Dad! Aren't you happy?

Toriel: explains why Frisk has half their HP and Chara's eyes are totally black.

Asgore: oh.

Frisk: MERRY CHRISTMAS, PEOPLE!!!!
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*snowing, night*

*the monsters are in the human world*

Asgore: *crying* Isn't it beautiful, everyone?

Undyne: I FINALLY GET TO SEE REAL STARS!!!

Frisk: . . .hey, Asriel. Chara.

Asriel: Yes?

Chara: hmm?

Frisk: . . .NO MATTER HOW FAR YOU ARE~

Asriel: YOU'RE ALWAYS HERE IN MY HEART~

Chara: I ALWAYS FEEL LIKE YOU ARE-

Asriel, Chara, Frisk: CLOSER TO ME~

Undyne: I KNOW WHERE YOU'RE GOING!

Undyne: I ALWAYS WISH TO THE STARS~

Undyne, Papyrus, Alphys, W.D. Gaster: EVEN IF WE ARE MILES APART~

Asgore, Toriel, Asriel: I'LL BE HERE WAITING FOR YOU

Everyone except Sans: AAAAAAALWAYS~~~~~

Sans: *holds up notebook* 'Always'

*Waiting for You by Megurine Luka English*

W.D. Gaster: So. . .

Sans: :/

W.D. Gaster: I lost the title of The Man who Speaks in Hands.

Sans: >:)

Asriel: PHOTON--

W.D. Gaster: STOP!!

Asriel(Flowey): *perches on Gaster's skull* Eh? Why? Can't take a little joke, boi?

Papyrus: Dat Boi readings negative.

Frisk: So. . .

Chara: Welcome back to the overworld.

Chara: NOW I GET TO ERASE THOSE LITTLE SHIETS WHO-

Sans: *slams hand on Chara's mouth*

Chara: MMMMMMMMMPPPHHH?!?!?!?

Hikari: *rushes up with Kuroun and Sora* DON'T TELL ME YOU FORGOT ABOUT ME

Asriel: HIKARI! MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Kuroun: heh.

Sora: eyy

Toriel: *faces Asgore* I have sworn that I will never drink myself to sleep. Promise you'll never drink again? Too much?

Asgore: Promise, Tori. *does an X over his SOUL* Promise.

Asriel: SHIP HAS SAILED!!!! *blows airhorn*

W.D. Gaster: You are a ship name, Asriel.

Asriel: WHA

W.D. Gaster: You haven't realized?

Asriel: WHA

W.D. Gaster: Why hello there, ToriGore Dreemurr.

Asriel: *almost blasts W.D. Gaster to pieces*

W.D. Gaster: Heh heh. . .

Frisk and Chara: Well, we'll be going. See ya. *Underpants exit*

Asriel: Oh! Yea! Wanna come along?

Toriel and Asgore: *walks off with Asriel*

Hikari: WAIT FOR MEEEEE *runs to them*

*Only Undyne, Alphys, Kuroun, Sora and the Gaster family are left*

Undyne: So, what do you wanna do, punks? Lie down here and wish to the stars?

W.D. Gaster: Definitely. *falls to the snow and makes a snow angel*

Kuroun: You realize you can't make one, right?

W.D. Gaster: How should I put this. . .ok. We reset all the way to when I had arms.

Kuroun: . . .ok.

Sora: *pops up on Gaster's back* eyyy

W.D. Gaster: SORA! THIS WILL BE MY SECOND DEATH!

Kuroun: Death by Gravity

Undyne: u r enamored

Undyne, Alphys: Welp, we're going *Underpants exit*

Sans: zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Papyrus:

Bill Cipher: yo

Kuroun: woawoawoa, since when did you get here Hillbilly?

Frisk: *runs up* HILLBILLY!

Kuroun: HHHHHIIIIII

Frisk: It's the yellow floating dorito with one eye! GET OUT. FLY BACK TO GRAVITY FALLS AND KICK DRUNKLE STAN IN THE HEAD OR BURY GIDEON SIX FEET UNDER OR SOMETHING. BUT STICK WITH GIDEON.

Bill Cipher: . . . *dissipates*

Frisk: That was easy. LET'S GO TO HIKARI'S PLACE, BOYS.

Kuroun: BUT IT REQUIRES A PLANE RIDE!

Frisk: SO WHAT IF THE PHILIPPINES IS REALLY FAR FAR FAR AWAY FROM HERE

Kuroun: fine.

Frisk: I'M GONNA CONTACT ALL OF THEM MONSTAHS

*And so when they skipped along, a shadow could be seen. It had a sinister smile on their face.*

???: It's not over yet. . .heeheehee. .