Papyrus: PAPYRUS, THE COOL SKELETON!
Sans: sans, the skeleton who is lazy, plump, has 1 HP, has ATK 1, DEF 1, and loves frisk.
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Papyrus: Sans! Let's have a contest on who bakes the most pies!
Sans: k.
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Papyrus: SANS! I'VE DRIVEN THROUGH 666 BAGS OF FLOUR AND YOU'RE STILL ON THE 66TH ONE!
Sans: WELL NO SHET SHERLOCK, I DON'T GIVE A FUK ABOUT YOUR 666TH BAG SINCE I'M TAKING IT SSSSSSSSSLOW AND EASY!
Papyrus: GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHH!!!
Sans: GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHH!!!
Papyrus: GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHH!!!
Sans: GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHH!!!
Papyrus: *crazy screaming*
Sans: *genocide screaming*
Papyrus: *pacifist screaming*
Sans: I'VE BAKED 1000000 PIES!
Papyrus: OH REALLY! I SEE NONE!
Sans: Since my comrades have eaten them all!
Hikari, Asriel, Chara, Frisk: *throwing pies at each other and eating them off the floor*
Papyrus: YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS
Sans: I'm not, I'm Sans.
Papyrus: *angry Minecraft skeleton noises*
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Hikari: I thought I published this along with the others!
Wattpad's being an @$$ now. . .
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UNDERTALE Randomness [COMPLETED]
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