UNDERTALE Randomness [COMPLETED]

Battle of the Dreemurrs

Asgore: You! You! Let's play a game of chess!

Toriel: BRING IT ON! I WILL WIN THIS!

Asgore: NO! I WILL!

Toriel: HYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

Asgore: HYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

Toriel:
HYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

Asgore:
HYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

*And so they borrowed thirty chessboards to keep the game going since they wrecked all of the chess pieces they played on.*
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[BONETROUSLE INTENSIFIES]
Asriel: 1v1v1! Song referencing!

Chara: Yeah!

Frisk: BRING IT ON!

Asriel: This will transition into a Bad End Night!

Frisk: Not until you turn this into a Crazy Night!

Chara: But with my Side Character, I can fix this!

Frisk: You can only do that with my Secret Garden! Unfortunately, it's hidden deep in my SOUL!

Chara: I can find that! I'll just be an Alice of Human Sacrifice!

Frisk: NO! Not until you get me a fab Tokyo Teddy Bear!

Chara: But (Ai) don't love you!

Frisk: What a Monstrosity of song puns!

Asriel: I will wreck you further! With Hikari's Servant of Evil and Ayano's Theory of Happiness!

Hikari: YOU WON'T TAKE MY LENPAI! NEVER!!! (I meant Len Kagamine. He's my husbando.)

Chara: Well, I am a Daughter of Evil, so. . .

Frisk: CLIMB THE END TREE!!

Chara: NO! I'll never get to change my Childhood Blues!

Frisk: The past is in the past, Chara! Sing a Song for New Days!

Chara: BUT I NEED TO REBOOT!!

Frisk: GO FROM Y TO Y!!!

Chara: Meh, the World is Mine anyway so-

Frisk: IT'S NOT YOURS!!! You only own a Fear Garden!!!

Chara: But it's only a Singular(ity) one! I have more of that strange Entropy-crap in my room! I wanna get myself out of that horrendous mess and enjoy Last Night, Good Night!

Asriel, Chara, Frisk: HYAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! BONETROUSLED NYA!!
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Asgore: FRISK! ARE YOU READY TO

L O O O O O O O O O O O O S E ? !

[. . .]

Frisk: *thumbs up*

Asgore: . . .

Frisk: *Challenge *Challenge *Challenge *Challenge

Asgore: I'M OVER IT!! *flames come raining on Frisk*

Frisk: *dodges like a boss and kicks Asgore in the balls*
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Still at Battle of the Dreemurrs: Toriel, Frisk, Chara, Asriel

RIP Goat Dad
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Chara and Asriel: FRISK! 2v1!!

[. . .]

Frisk: *thumbs up*

Chara: *knives come flying at Frisk*

Frisk: *dodges and farts at Chara and Asriel*

Chara and Asriel: *dies*
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Still at Battle of the Dreemurrs: Frisk, Toriel

RIP Character and Goat Crybaby
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Frisk: *blows Toriel into space*
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Winner: THE FRISKEN CHILD!

Frisk: NOW, I MUST GO. MY PLANET NEEDS ME! *shoots out of the Underground and flies to the sun*