UNDERTALE Randomness [COMPLETED]

Mew Mew Kissy Papyrus [1]

Alphys: Papyrus!

Papyrus: AAH?!

Alphys: Wanna watch Mew Mew Kissy Cutie with me?

Papyrus: DEFINITELY! NYEH HEH HEH!
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Sans and Frisk: *poking each other in the ribs*

Papyrus: HEYYYYYYYYYYA PEOPLEZ! I, THE GREAT NEKOIRUS, HAVE COME HOME FROM AN ANIME MARATHON! NYA HA HA!

Underswap Sans: *screaming*

Underfell Sans: *really loud screamo*

Frisk: You...y-you have cat ear bones!! PAPYRUS! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?! WHAT HAS ALPHYS TURNED YOU INTO!? WHAAAA WHAT HOW WHY HIGH

Sans: *holds up notebook* 'TELL U NOW THAT U REALLY LIKE THE SHOW TELL U NOW THAT U REALLY WANT TO GET HIGH TELL U NOW THAT U REALLY LIKE MY STYLE OH TELL ME NOW THAT U ARE TO COMMIT A CRIME'
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Sans: *wakes up*

*checks on Papyrus*

*instead sees a skeleton cat and Frisk sleeping*

Sans: 0//0

Sans: *starts to shoot a gaster blaster*

Frisk: *wakes up* . . .Sanseh? . . . *shoots up* WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH THAT THING?!

Skeleton Cat: meow

Frisk: WHATEVER YOU DO, SPARE THIS ADORABLE CAT!

Skeleton Cat: NYAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWW *runs away*

Frisk: WAIT! WAIT! AAAH! HOLD UP *bolts out the door*

Sans: -_-
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*Hotland, over the bridge*

Frisk: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Skeleton Cat: NYAAAAAAAAAAAA

*rams into Alphys's lab door*

*the door suddenly opens*

Frisk and Skeleton Cat: *screaming, falls inside*

*the door closes and Alphys bolts down*

Alphys: WHAAAAA-FRISK?!

Frisk: I just found the cat on Papyrus's bed!

Alphys: D-DON'T TELL ME. . .!!

Frisk: WHAT

Alphys: THAT'S ACTUALLY PAPYRUS!!!!!!

Frisk: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!

Mettaton(EX): DARLINGS! YOU WOKE ME UP FROM MY SLEEP! What the hell's going on--can someone tell me PLEASE

Frisk: THIS CAT *holds up cat by the tail*

Alphys: IS PAPYRUS

Cat(Papyrus?): NYAW

Frisk: You better know how to turn him back!

Alphys: i'm afraid i don't.

Frisk: WHAT

Alphys: . . .