UNDERTALE Randomness [COMPLETED]

Track References

Frisk: Why does every story start with Once Upon A Time?

Chara: Lol, some start with a Start Menu.

Frisk: Can you call Your Best Friend, please?

Chara: AAAAAASRIEL

Asriel: WUUUTTT

Chara: COME JOIN US!

Asriel: FINE!

Frisk: When was the day you've Fallen Down here?

Chara: I don't flipping know, but it was in 201X

Frisk: . . .oh.

Chara: Anyway, I love the Ruins. Every room, there's an Enemy Approaching. I didn't want to kill them, but the player wants to. .-.

Frisk: The Anticipation

Asriel: *reading* Heartburns give you a Homely Heartache, so I better avoid nostalgic Ghost Fights!

Chara: Well duh

Frisk: I hope there's a pun sans. the annoyances

Chara: People get irritated by my *puts on shades* Geeeeniusness :D. Nyeh Heh Heh!

Frisk: I admit, it's getting a bit Snowy outside

Chara: Welp, Imma go play Dogbass on the drums in a Mysterious Place

Frisk: What is a dog's favorite song? Dogsong.

Asriel: Oh my Toby Fox *faceplants in the couch* We're gonna be Snowdin Town :D And it has a lot of Shops in there

Frisk: Oh fuk, I'm getting Bonetrousled by just two jokes

Asriel: I have a Premonition that Chara will fart.

Chara: *throws a pillow at Asriel* Apparently, I might keep Quiet Water.

Frisk: Who got hit by the feels? I cried a Waterfall once.

Asriel: Wait up! There's a race in Alfheim Online named Undyne! (Get it? >:3)

Frisk: There's a Bird That Carries You Over a Disproportionately Small Gap.

Asriel: Shut up, Dummy!

Chara: Chill your tits, bro.

Frisk: Run! Chara! Run! Run! Run! Run!

Asriel: Use your Memory of the place >:3

Chara: My fave village is Temmie Village!

Frisk: DO YOU WANNA HAVE A BAD TEM SHOP?!

Chara: Nope! But I think you want to! HAHAHAHA NGAHH!!

Frisk: Imma go get my Spear of Justice. *runs off*

Asriel and Chara: welp.

Frisk: FOUND IT

Asriel: Oooooooooooooooooooooo.

Frisk: .-. Alphys

Asriel: *finishes coke* Imma go get Another Medium-sized coke.

Frisk: It's Showtime, bishes!

Chara: Showtime with a Metal Crusher!

Frisk: Imma do the Spider Dance!

Chara: *playing Blacklight* Crap!! I'm fighting the Wrong Enemy!?

Frisk: I ship Asriel x Chara! Oh! One True Love!

Chara: SHADDAP! Or I will throw you into the. . .Oh! Dungeon!

Frisk: No! Trap me in a Hotel instead!

Chara: But Can You Really Call THIS A Hotel? *points to Frisk's screen* I Didn't Receive a Mint On My Pillow Or Anything!

Asriel: Jeez, Toby Fox will be jealous.

Frisk: Urgh! DATING START!

Chara: DATING TENSE!!

Asriel: DATING FIGHT!!

Frisk: You're filled with Determination-

Chara: To tell someone that It's Raining Somewhere Else!

Asriel: You've all smitten me to the Core!

Frisk: CORE Approach!

Chara: R.I.P Asriel Dreemurr, Death By: Glamour!

Frisk: You are enamored~!

Asriel: I've already taken a Long Elevator to heaven, bish.

Frisk: I have a tale. It's named Undertale.

Asriel: *scrolling frantically through his screen* Where are The Choices?!

Frisk: Don't know with you! But I have my own problems! I hate it when someone goes Bergentrückung in my house! (Burgertrucking)

Asriel: WOOHOO! I FOUND THEM! ONWERD TO ASGORE!

Frisk: You Idiot! It was just right at your pointer fingertip!

Chara: That feeling when you don't find something but it was just right in your hands. Your Best Nightmare!

Asriel: The Finale of the downloading! Woohoo!

Frisk: WHEN WAS THE DAY YOU'VE FALLEN DOWN (REPRISE) HERE CHARA

Chara: I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE!

Frisk: YOU AND YOUR BRAIN.

Chara: Don't worry, I always say to myself 'Don't Give Up'

Frisk: Oh. Very good Chara, you have high Hopes and Dreams.

Chara: But everyone says to me 'Burn In Despair!'

Frisk: Leave them be. SAVE the World yourself.

Asriel: She's Playing Piano *points to Hikari*

Chara: Look, it's His Theme.

Frisk: Reunited once again *stabs a pen into an apple*

Asriel: I have a pen. . .

Frisk: Shut up.

Asriel: BRING IT IN, GUYS

Frisk: THIS WILL BE YOUR LAST GOODBYE! This is a Battle Against a True Hero!

Chara: YOU ARE SUCH A MEGALOMANIAC. THAT I HAD TO UNLEASH ALL OF THOSE MEGALOVANIA!! GOOD NIGHT, MY FRIEND~

Frisk: What An Ending!
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Asriel: I'm out of references to make. . .

Chara: . . .Frisk wins.

Frisk: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Asriel: .-.