Chara: Mitochondria? hmm.
Sans: It's the powerhouse of the cell.
Chara: wha-
Sans: The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.
Chara: What makes you say that it is the powerhouse of the cell?
Sans: 'cuz the mitochondria. . .
Chara: . . .
Sans: is the powerhouse of the cell.
Chara: ARE YOU SHIETTING ME?!
Sans: No. I'm Sans.
Chara: *takes out knife* you wanna fight?!
Sans: you wanna have a bad time? *tosses a bone in the air*
Asriel: MUST. WATCH!! I CAN'T MISS ANY OF SANS AND CHARA'S FIGHTS!!
Chara: I TOLD YOU TO STAY THE F@#! OUT, YOU LITTLE $#!!!! I WON'T HAVE ANT NOSY !@$@^ING B!@#$ES INTRUDING IN MY BUSINESS!
Asriel: DON'T TOUCH THE CHILD! *sobs and runs away*
Toriel: Who's touching the child?!
Sans: THE MITOCHONDRIA! *has locked Chara in a bone cell*
Chara: THE POWERHOUSE OF THE CELL!!
Sans: I have no time for puns, kid.
Chara: *somehow managed to hack the Alien: Isolation game on her phone* Why? XENO point in jokes, COMEDIAN?
Sans: fuk u.
Chara: *smashes her phone against the bones and they crack* YOU JUST GOT PIED! *dunks a pie on Sans's face*
Sans: ARE YOU FU-
Chara: Spare the mitochondria!!
Sans: WHAT?!
Chara: *throws a microscope at Sans* SPARE THE MITOCHONDRIA
Sans: How can I spare the mitochondria?! THEY'RE GOING IN MY EYE SOCKETS OWWWWSHHHHHIEEEET
Sans: Hu--
*The mitochondria begs for your mercy!
SANS HP [|] 1/1 LV 1
[FIGHT] [ACT] [ITEM] [MERCY]
Chara: BURNED.
Sans: ugh. [MERCY] *Spare
*YOU WON!
*You lost 1 EXP point.
SANS HP [|] 1/1 LV 1
[FIGHT] [ACT] [ITEM] [MERCY]
Chara: THAT'S HOW YOU SPARE THE MITOCHONDRIA!
Sans: WHY SHOULD I SPARE THE MITOCHONDRIA?!
Chara: Cuz it's the powerhouse of the cell!
Sans: Are you for real right now?
Chara: NO! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Sans: -_-
Chara: -_-
Sans: -_-
Chara: -_-
Sans: -_-
Chara: -_-
Sans: wtf?
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UNDERTALE Randomness [COMPLETED]
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