Dogland

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Hikari: ASS!

Asgore: WUTTTT

Hikari: HELP ME

Asgore: WHA- *gets swamped by six hundred sixty-six noisy Annoying Dogs*

Hikari: See?! I created 665 clones of that stupid dog!!

Annoying Dog: >:(

Hikari: No offense, Toby.

Asgore: I COULD JUST HEAR THE UNDERGROUND SQUEALING AT A HUNDRED+ MORE DOGS SHOWING UP.

Hikari: I know, they can't just resist their cuteness! *pets an annoying dog*

Asgore: *takes a dog* IT'S THE ORIGINAAAAALLL *throws the dog at the annoying dogs and they all tumble down in a heap on Hikari lying on the throne*

Hikari: FAK *throne topples over and gets covered by a white mass of dogs* HOW DO I HERD THEM?!

Sans (he just popped out of nowhere): You can just say 'Sit, drop dead, stand, eat, drink, poop, urinate, dun-*

Hikari: Dunk on. I know.

Hikari: SIT, YOU LITTLE BUTTHOLES.

All the Annoying Dogs: *stop and sit*

Asgore: *sits*

Hikari: ASS'S A BUTTHOLE!
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Sans: I wanna sleep. . . *sits under a tree in Snowdin*

Hikari: SANS SANS THE DOGS ARE COMING FOR YOU THEY'RE COMING THEY'RE COMING UBLEBLEBLEH HELP HELP HLEP HELSPSKSKHDJD

All the Annoying Dogs: *barks happily seeing Sans*

Sans: AH! FEK! *climbs up the tree*
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Hikari: T_T
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Hikari: T_T
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Hikari: Dang it
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Hikari: GOING TO THE DEV ROOM
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Hikari: *herds the Annoying Dogs inside the dev room and closes the door* PERFECT.

Annoying Dog: Finally, I can have a moment of peace!



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