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All of the boss monsters gathered in the throne room. Frisk was there beside Sans, pestering him.

"HEY, SUCK-UPS!" Asgore yelled over the bickering. That got everyone silent, at least.

"I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT." Asgore announced.

The bickering started up again.

"This not better be about killing me, butt killer!" Chara shouted.

"AS YOU ALL KNOW, IM TURNING 60 SOON!" Asgore declared.

There was silence. Toriel broke down crying. Sans finally got Frisk to stop cracking his spine.

"I'm telling everyone to participate in the renovation of the castle," Asgore yelled. "No exceptions!"

Everyone turned to look at Sans.

"What." he shrugged.

Frisk tried to hold back her laugh.

"What?!" Sans yelled.

Silence filled the room. Everyone stared at him.

"WHAT?!" Sans yelled.

"Uh. . .butt killer. . ." Chara began.

"WHAT?!" Asgore yelled.

But Papyrus, in all of his majesty, suddenly stood up and yelled"SANS IS LAZY!"

Silence filled the room once more.

"You, my brother, are going to get dunked once again. And that'll be a skeleton of pain for ya dingus." Sans seethed.

Everyone laughed. That sure elevated the mood.

"YOU'RE CLEVER AND WITTY AS USUAL, SANS." grunted Papyrus. Frisk just poked his spine with a knife.

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