Wait what no (RusAme)

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Ivan and Alfred were forced to spend time together. And this was terrible! Everyone knew they hated each other!

It'd be a miracle if they didn't kill each other before all this was done...

"Being around you is very hard." Ivan huffed, arms crossed and not even looking at his arch enemy.

"Oh yeah?! Well being around you makes me hard!" Alfred shot back without thinking.

Ivan turned to stare at him. Maybe his understanding of English wasn't the best (honestly it wasn't) but wasn't that usual said to mean something...sexual?

Alfred glared back at him, hands balled into fists. Ivan smirked; he hadn't gotten it yet. Wait for it, wait for it--

"Wait, what no. I didn't mean it like that-- dammit stop smirking you commie loser!"

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