"I'm going to show the others that I can learn languages!" Alfred said brightly to Arthur one day.
"Thank god I don't have a different language than you."
"What was that?" Alfred looked at him.
"Nothing."
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"Cow-mo say lama, Antonio!" Alfred said, walking up to the Spanish man. Toni froze, a look of confusion on his face, before slowly backing away.
"...no." His eye twitched.
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"Pree-vet, Rooseya," Alfred said to Ivan. The other man turned around and walked the other way without saying a word.
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"Gootin tag, Doitchland!" Alfred said to Ludwig. Ludwig glared at him furiously.
"Nein just do us all a favor and go away."
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"Par-lay voo Francay!" Alfred said to Francis. Francis' eyes widened. He looked horrified. "Wait, wait one more..." he paused. "BON-GOR Francis!"
Francis screamed.
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