One Piece Oneshots

Chibling: 4

GreenR: well, that took longer than I expected. When it comes to that specific character, I always hit the wall.

Law: *stares at the huge hole in the wall* literally.

GreenR: but I managed to break through it so.....enjoy!!!

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"Okay, I approve," said Sanji, and thank gods he did. The little happy reindeer Nami had chosen was the only one even he would trust. I mean, seriously, who wouldn't trust Chopper. Maybe Father Christmas only but that's a whole other story, and I'm not gonna tell it now.

Anyways, since Sanji approved, others obviously didn't have anytging against
it either, but to be honest, although these guys were your friends, they probably would have been okay when you were left alone with....I don't know, what's the most dangerous animal on the planet? Llama? Unicorn? Dinosaur?

So Sanji just gave you to Chopper who had changed into his bigger and more humanified mode, and left. And since Chopper is the most responsible one of the Straw Hats -yes, he is, please don't argue (wait, what am I asking? Of course you're gonna argue with me!)- and a doctor on top of that, he carried the small and fragile child out of the chilly library.

He was barely out of the door when Perona floated to him and looked at him with gloomy face. I don't know what you think, but living with the moodball like Hawkinson there can probably make anyone gloomy.

Seeing Chopper her expression lightened a bit, she still had a weak spot for fluffy and cute things.

"Hiya Cho-Cho-chan!" She chirped and Chopper nodded at her, lifting you up a bit.

"Do you know where I could put her as long as she's sleeping?'' Perona floated closer and poked your stubby child-cheek with one of her perfectly manucured nails slightly. "Hey, stop it! You don't know Y/N and trust me, you do not wanna wake her," Chopper hissed, but before he could say another word, you yawned softly, showing off the missing front tooth, and stretched.

Your eyelids fluttered softly and another second the E/C orbs were already staring at these two.

"Who woke me?" Your voice was as queenly and prissy as the Red Queen's (I mean the original Disney cartoon, with the flowers and small Alice and Unbirthdays).

"Tch, who cares who did it you little ungrateful spoiled brat," Perona poked her tongue out and made a stink eye. You puffed slightly in laughter at her face but stopped soon.

"How dare you speak to me like that!?" You raged, but calmed again, jumping to the floor, "I'm bored now," I must really say, your personality wasn't always so bossy and annoying, but Law's potion seemed to have multiplying everything bad about you.

"But first explain why do I look smaller now?" You looked at yourself amd then at them.

"Accident,"Perona shrugged and wanted to float away, but Chopper grabbed her arm, stopping her and whispering to her quickly.

"Please don't leave me with her, you're a girl, you know how to deal with her!" He even made these unbelievably supercute sparkling puppy eyes no one can refuse.

"Oh alright," Perona sighed gravely and turned to you. "Well there you little- where is she?" She looked around confusedly whilst she heard a soft giggle. Turning around on her heel she saw you standing at the door of her room, disappearing into it when you noticed her horrified expression.

"Wait! Come back you little-!" She screeched and ran after you. When the two of them arrived, they saw you jumping on Perona's jizzy pink bed, messing up her load of fluffy pillows and plush animals.

Noticing them, you sat on the bed and looked it judgingly. "Nice bed. Quite many of...those, for a grown woman," you bit sarcastically and waved with teddybear.

"That is none of your business," she grabbed the toy from you, "didn't your parents ever tell you it was rude to barge in uninvited?" But you were already at her mirror and looked through her makeup.

"Hey, can we play dress-up?" You turned around excitedly, little stars in your eyes. Perona hesitated but nodded and grabbed mascara from you.

"But only if you behave,"

Timeskippie cuz I'm feeling laaaaaaazzzzzyyyyy and there is nothing u can do about it

"You look great," you assured the blushing little raindeer in the pink fluffy dress, "you're with me after all,"  you flipped your curled hair over your shoulder and looked in thr mirror. Your face was caked with sticky makeup that made you look like a clown, but at least you weren't furry like Chopper, whose face looked terrible.

"Now lets go and show EVERYONE, how fab you are," you demanded and started dragging him out. Perona who had actually started liking you, although she still thought you were stupid and spoiled brat, waved to you from her room.

You dragged Chopper to tge library and stood in a middle of the room, letting out an amazing war cry. It took only few minutes for your fellow crewmates to arrive. For a few moments they just stared at the two of you.

The first to start laughing was Luffy, others following close behind. Nami just stared at Chopper.

"I finished the antidote and- what the heck is that?!" Law stared at the bunch of you, mainly rolling around laughing, and you standung in the middle of it, bossy and pretty in your frilly dress.

"Just give me that!" Chopper yelled and grabbed the potion from him, pouring it down your throat, "just so you know, next time she's turning into a child, I'm not watching her," he went away, probably trying to get off the makeup, while you were sitting surprisedly on the floor, wondering why the damn you wanted to wear that stupid dress.