One Piece Oneshots

Zoro X Reader

GreenR: okay, that's not so romantic, but I just wanted to do something Halloween-themed since, well, tomorrow's Halloween, surprise! *laughs awkwardly*

Law: awesome, wow.

GreenR: and well, I also noticed that I haven't written anything for Zoro too, so I wrote one of his requests.

Zoro: *sleeps, he doesn't really care*

GreenR: and by the way, the recipe I mention in the story, it's not really edible, so don't try it at home, okay?

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You groaned angrily and adjusted your cape, wanting the damn black clothing to stick to your shoulder padding, but somehow it managed to escape.

"Need some help?" Nami grinned and at your nod helped you to pin the hem of the cape into place, "Are you ready now? Luffy and Ace really want to get going,"

"Haha sure they do," you laughed dryly. Since you were going to the Halloween party it meant there was going to be food. God you hoped Sabo and Nami could hold them on leash before they wrecked the house. "But yeah, I'm done,"

"I still don't get why you wanted to be Batman," Nami shook her head and took a look in the mirror to see if her Black Widow costume and mask were perfect.

"Batman is cool," you whined a bit as you hopped down the stairs, "and I never got to be Batman as a kid 'cause my brother wanted that costume,"

"Fine, fine," she laughed and poked her head into kitchen, "we're going now guys. Guys?" The place was empty.

"Trick or meat!" Luffy yelled when he jumped out from behind the counter, followed by his facepalming brothers.

"I told you hundred times, it's trick or treat not meat," Sabo's mummy costume got stuck in cupboard so he tried to pull it free.

"What's the difference?"

"None. Absolutely none," you interfered before anyone could say something rude to that innocent little pumpkin before you.

"Yup, let's go now," Nami hurried you all out of the house but you were still little worried.

"But if we take the car, how do others get there?"

"Robin said she would get them there," she pushed you into the red truck which smelled like tangerines. Yummy.

Little, teensy weensy time skippie

You looked around boredly and threw another chocolate candy at the partiers under your feet. You had grown quite bored with the party so you had escaped upstairs with some food, and used it to torment others.

"Boooorrrringgg," you mumbled and held the lollypop up, but then decided it would be such a waste and stuffed it into your mouth.

"No saving Gotham tonight?" You almost fell on the floor from surprise when Joker appeared from the shadows

"Nah," you pulled the candy from your mouth, "holy Satan, Robin really did a number on you, didn't she?"

"Sorta," Zoro's face was pretty much smeared up with make-up and his craxy marimo hair stood up madly.

"Well, it looks good," you turned a bit and grabbed the Skittles, taking a handful of them and letting them rain on dancers. Your face was getting sweaty under the mask so you pulled it off and placed it next to you, raining candy again.

"That's a real waste of food,"

"Do you have any other ideas what to do then?" You were a little annoyed due to your boredom.