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Tom x tord

Toms POV

Great just great I'm stuck home alone with Tord...maybe its best if I ignore him plus he's probably busy with his hentai or guns but I swear to god if he even speaks to me I'm gonna kick him right in the sunshine lollipops! (See what I did there :3) I was walking to the kitchen to refill my flask with more Smirnoff when I heard that stupid little- "oh Jehovah's witness??" God i hate that nickname "shut it commie" he only walked towards me with a smirk on his face "not til you play a little game with me~" he purred wait was he? Never mind.. I just ignored him and walked to my room taking a sip from my flask which only resulted in him grabbing my shoulder "big mistake commie!" I swung my left arm at him but he caught it and flipped me over and when I was about to get up he sat on me dang he's heavy! "GET.OFF.ME." he lit his cigar and blew the smoke in my face "not til you agree to play my game Thomas~"I coughed and thought  'welp I have no choice' "fine tord but get your stupid butt off me"once he got off me I brushed myself off and then in a split second I was dragged into tord's room 

Tords POV

I dragged him into my room sitting him down on the bed I pulled out a bunch of bottles of vodka and I set up the game on my Xbox "soo what are we doing?..." I smile and chuckle "well were playing a video game and everytime someone loses they have to drink the bottle of vodka the whole thing"he smirked "and what happens if the loser is drunk?" "Well Thomas the winner gets to mess around with the loser all they want" I made my game face "Game on commie" I still hate him calling me commie but eh whatever! After playing a bunch of rounds of street fighter 3 let's just say he lost a lot of rounds and was drunk as heck.. "Are you okay tom?" "I'm fine tordy bear let's just snuggle!" He slurred dear god he really was drunk...maybe I shouldn't mess with him this time so I walked to his room and set him on his bed when I was about to walk out to read hentai or something he pulled me onto his bed and pinned me on there kissing my neck "Tom! what the heck" I was about the finish when he kissed me all I did was blush until he was kissing me again I kissed back he gripped the back of my hair but I didn't seem to mind then he stopped I was wondering if I did something wrong "you realize I was done from  the hangover 10 minutes ago right?" I mentally face palmed myself "so you kissed me and you weren't even drunk??" He smirked and whispered into my ear "I was drunk as first until I realized how much of a good kisser you are tordy bear ~" 

Toms POV 

I walked out going to wait for edd and matt to come home and I watched as tord had a wide eyed look walking to his room to collect his thoughts "maybe we should play that game again sometime!" I yelled from the living room I laughed hearing a muffled "SHUT UP!!!!" I turned on the TV seeing the intro for "the children" then I felt a soft kiss on my cheek seeing tord sitting with me on the couch guess he changed his mind heh I don't blame him maybe spending time alone with tord won't be so bad anymore... 💙💗