Eddsworld Oneshots!!!

Numero uno x reader

  Eduardo's POV

Well I finally have something to prove I'm better than that loser edd! I can't understand why she hangs out with him! I mean she is just so... Perfect with her (s/c) skin how her beautiful (h/l) (h/c) hair flows in the wind how her (e/c) eyes sparkle like stars (Y/n) will be mine! She will see who's really number one! I was sitting on my roof for a second to think while it was raining and I saw edd on his roof removing a branch from his sattelite (you all know how dis happens so meh) all I could see was pitch black until I woke up on my bed seeing Mark and Jon looking down at me "good your awake!" Mark says while putting a can of diet coke on my night stand "what happend?.." I groan in pain while rubbing my forehead "you fell off the roof." They said in usion I was chilling on my bed while those two idiots left the room then a fly started bugging me and out of no where I zapped it and I found out I had super powers I itmedietally worked on my name suit and how I'm gonna get (y/n) to fall for me then I had the perfect plan.. "Get ready for numero uno baby..hehe"

MEANWHILE IN EDDS HOUSE!

Your pov

I was surprised by how edd got super powers but I was pretty impressed! But after we watched the news on how the bacon,cola,and wool factory was destroyed a giant hole in the roof and suddenly I was snatched up and I was...FLYING!? I tried to scream but my mouth was instantly covered my a green gloved hand I looked up to see who was kidnapping me and it was Eduardo.. " Eduardo put me down!!!" I yelled while squirming "sorry but numero uno gets what he wants" he winks then he set me on a roof and pinned me down on it "God your even cuter when your angry.." He smirks while kissing my cheek and flying away telling me to stay put I held my hand to my cheek and blushed no one has ever called me cute and he kissed me...no I'm not falling for him! Am I? I'm so confused with my emotions right now but I quickly snapped out of it as I saw edd and Eduardo or "numero uno" fighting I didn't want to see edd get hurt he's my friend so I did the most stupidest thing ever. I jumped off the roof but as I was falling I was caught by Eduardo and he made and angry face at me and put me in the bushes and he went back to hurting edd I need to get help fast!! So I ran over there about to attack Eduardo

Eduardo's POV                                                                                                                                                                               "Stay of this sweetie" I hissed at her 'SHE COULD HAVE KILLED HERSELF JUMPING OFF THAT BIUILDING OMG HOW STUPID IS SHE!?' I thought As I set her down in     the bushes and went to finish off edd "ANY LAST WORDS GIRL STEALER!?" I said as I has a giant green fireball ready to shoot at him to finish him off and get my well deserved reward! "Girl stealer..?' Edd said while looking at me with confusion.   

(LE FLASHBACK brought to you by bacon flavored cola)

Flashback: it was valentines day in kindergarten Eduardo made a beautiful card for (y/n) with a picture of them holding hands and  a heart above them as he was walking to (Y/n)'s desk to finally confess his crush on her he saw a horrid sight edd gave a Valentine to (y/n) and she gave him a kiss on the cheek and gave him a hug  Eduardo's heart crushed into a million peices his eyes teared up and he ran to the boys restroom crying 

Still eduardos POV

" im sorry" I dropped my arms in confusion "what?.." "I'm sorry my valentine sucked (y/n) would have liked yours way better!" Edd chuckled smiling up at me I looked at him and saw (y/n) helping edd up and then he whispers something in her ear and smiles she walks over to me slowly and just keeps her gaze on me she reaches out for her purse and pulls out the valentine I made her but how did she get that!? "When I saw you run away you dropped this and when I found it I've always wanted to thank you I thought it was the sweetest thing I've ever gotten.." I blush lightly "(y/n) I'm so sor-" before I could finish she kisses me and wraps her arms around my neck and I wrap my arms around her waist when she stopped kissing me she whispered in my ear "you were always my numero uno even without the super powers" then went back to kissing me deeply and soon we started dating she made me truly #1 💚

THE END I KNOW IT SUCKED I MIGHT REMAKE IT sorry caps well goodnight/good morning guys I'm tired bye!!!!! ~Toxic