Me and my friends at school, listening to Queen B yap and yap and yap for the last 2 hours.
Everyone except Queen B : - _ -
Friend 1 : Does she always talk this much?
One of Queen B's friends : Yup. Ever since she got her 10th boyfriend.
Queen B : *interrupting for the nth time* Hey, hey, hey! *to me* I need chapstick. You have some?
Me : *snapping out reluctantly from my romantic daydreams with Enrique* Huh? What?
Queen B : Do. You. Have. Chap. Stick.
Me : No..But I have glue stick. Here, *handing her a tube of glue* You really need it.
Everyone : BUUUUUURRRRRNNNN!!!
Queen B : 0///0 Anyway, as I was saying-
Everyone : Not again...
Another hour later..
Queen B : *to me again* Hey, how come no one has said a single word till now? There's no need to be shy.
Me : Because you've been yapping all this while like a whiny Chihuahua.
Queen B : Huh?
Me : *getting up* Honestly, it's not that I am shy, it's the fact that I, and everyone else here, don't give a fuck about what you are saying. *walks away with everyone else behind you*
Everyone else : YAAAAAYYYY!!!
Queen B : 😓
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Troubles Of A Typical Teen
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