Shopping Slip-Ups

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You are scanning the racks, searching for that one make-or-break outfit when you notice a couple there too.

Girl : OMG OMG OMG THIS PLACE IS SO AWESOME. I WANNA SHOP TILL I DROP!!
Boy : ....
Girl sees the Gucci bags at one side. She literally runs for them, bumping into people.
Me : Wow.
Girl : *hugging a ginormous bag* I WANT THIS! I WANT THIS! I WANT THIS!
Boy : ....
Girl : *jumping up and down* Please, please, pleaseeeeeeeeee??
Boy : ...Okay.
Girl now sees the clothes I'm holding. She literally lunges for me but I manage to get away and fall.
Girl : I want those! I want those!
Me : *annoyed* Geez, here you go. *hands her half of the clothes*
Boy : Sorry, she just acts like this whenever she sees clothes.
Me : 0.0

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