Cooking Crapfest! (SURPRISE UPDATE!)

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In Home Science :-

Me : Hey, I hope you've done this bottle of wine properly, else I'll smash it on your head. 😠
Friend : Don't worry, I've done it properly; here, *handing a full glass* have a taste.
Me : It's actually great! 😄 I'm actually surprised!
Friend : 😊
Teacher : *coming up* Here, hand me that; I'll taste it.
Friend : *pulling out another bottle* Here you go!
Teacher : *tasting it* Hmm, yummy! Who made it?
Me : *pointing at Friend* She/He made it!
Teacher : That's great! *secretly* Do give me the recipe later, I am having a guy over tonight. *wink*
Both of us : O...Kay?
Friend : Hey everyone! Wanna finish this bottle? *waving the other bottle in air while hiding the first bottle*
Everyone : YEAH!
Friend : Then go get it! *throws it towards them*

The entire class, including the teacher, starts fighting each other for the bottle and the fight is carried outside the classroom and into the corridor.

Me : *drinking wine from the remaining bottle* How did you make this wine anyway?
Friend : Oh, I actually crushed the grapes myself.
Me : With a mixer-grinder?
Friend : No, by foot.
Me : *spitting out wine in mouth* WHAT???
Friend : That's why I saved this bottle for you. For this wine, I crushed the grapes using a mixer-grinder.
Me : *hugging Friend* And this is why I love you. 😃

I have decided to do surprise updates whenever I feel like it so that you guys don't get bored of me.
Keep voting and commenting! :)
-Aydin

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