Babies!

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Friend : If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from? Babies? 0.0
Me : 😒...Apparently. But you can try squeezing it out from a baby.
Friend : Alright! I'm trying this at home today with my baby sis! *runs away*
Me : Whoa, wait, it was a—Ah never mind. But I have a feeling that this won't go down well.

Next day :-
Me : You stink, literally. What happened?
Friend : Well, let's just say that my baby sister had an accident and I took the entire brunt of it.
Me : 😏 What happened?
Friend : Well, today I tried to wring baby oil out of my sis and she ended up puking on me. It stinks, really. 😕
Me : Wow.

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