"no one asked for your life story."
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"if you are going to be two-faced at least make one pretty."
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[when someone calls you ugly]
"excuse me, i am not a mirror."
"good, i was trying to look like you today."
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"omg it spoke!"
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"were you born in a highway? that is were most accidents happen."
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"that made sense, time for medication."
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"i'm already visualizing duck tape over your mouth."
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"do you annoy people as a hobby or is your personality?"
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"i would say nice things about you but i dong like to lie."
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