Your Guide

cute & funny pick-up lines

i love these!
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↝ do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
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↝ i thought happiness started with an H. why does mine start with U?
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↝ i was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.
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↝ does your left eye hurt? because you've been looking right all day.
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↝ you look cold. want to use me as a blanket?
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↝ can I have directions? [to where?] to your heart.
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↝ can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?
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↝ your body is 65% water and i'm thirsty.
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↝ have you been to the doctor lately? cause i think you're lacking some Vitamin Me.
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↝ you look so familiar... didn't we take a class together? i could've sworn we had chemistry.
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↝ if i had a star for every time you brightened my day, i'd have a galaxy in my hand.
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↝ there isn't a word in the dictionary for how good you look.
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↝ there is something wrong with my cell phone. it doesn't have your number in it.
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↝ my love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
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↝ do you have the time? [tells you the time] no, the time to write down my number?
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↝ no wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes.
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↝ i'd say god bless you, but it looks like he already did.
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↝ you don't need keys to drive me crazy.
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↝ people call me serena, but you can call me tonight.
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qotp : whats your favorite pick-up lind
aotp : all of them :)