17. I Bet You Won't Text

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My Big Booty Babe: tHIS ISN TFUN FOR ME

My Big Booty Babe: HARR YGET B ACK RGIGHT N OW

My Big Booty Babe: i hate u

My Hazza Baby: I GOT THE BAGS

My Hazza Baby: I GOT FIFTY

My Hazza Baby: THE WOMAN AT THE CASH REGISTER LOOKED AT ME FUNNY

My Hazza Baby: BUT I JUST TOLD HER THAT IT WAS OKAY BECAUSE IM SAVING THE EARTH

My Hazza Baby: IT WAS ONLY FIFTY POUNDS

My Big Booty Babe: fiFTy PoUNDs

My Big Booty Babe: hA RR YED WARD STLEYS YWOU BE TETER GE TYO UR AS$ O VRE HE R E RGIG HT NW OW

My Hazza Baby: what does that say

My Big Booty Babe: HA RR YED WA RD STEYLYE S G E TTU R ASS O V RE ER H ERE RG IGHT N OW OR I WLILL C OMEN A ND FIN D U A ND KILL UOW

My Hazza Baby: i dont know what that says louis

My Hazza Baby: are you on drugs

My Big Booty Babe: AM I ON DRUGSEE?? RELLAY?? THSI I S A COMIN GS FR OM THE GYU W HO JSUT BAUGOHT F ITFTY BA GS O FRE USBLABLE F UCAKING MATR IEAL A RE U FCUKAING KIS DIDING ME?? F IF TYR F UCAKING PUOU NDS I SW REWAR TO G OD HA RRYE I AM GODING TO KILL U

My Hazza Baby: where did you buy the drugs louis?? was it zayn? did he give them to you?

My Big Booty Babe: HA RRYW U AR E SO DEDEAD

My Hazza Baby: im going to kill zayn

My Hazza Baby: i will be home soon, okay? so why dont you just go and get a glass of water and sit down, and when i get home i will take care of you, okay? okay

My Big Booty Babe: I SWREAW T O GDOD HA RYA

My Hazza Baby: im going to kill zayn

TEXTING THREAD BETWEEN ZAYN AND HARRY:

Frog That's In Love With Louis: ZAYN WHY DID YOU GIVE LOUIS DRUGS

Starving Artist: wut

Frog That's In Love With Louis: yoU GAVE LOUIS DRUGS WHY

Starving Artist: shit, did he tell you? listen, we only smoke weed on saturdays and thats all we do! we havent even done it in like three weeks

Frog That's In Love With Louis: WHTAHNDWAHTWAJWGAWJT

Frog That's In Love With Louis: yOU SMOKE THE WEED TO GETHER

Frog That's In Love With Louis: WSJSADBJABEKJDFNJSDFBSKF

Frog That's In Love With Louis: A RE YWOU KIDDA ING ME ZA NY HE IS JSUT A CHLID OH MY GDO YWOU SPOLIEOD HIS LFIE ZAY N WHY IOH AM YGOD

Starving Artist: oh my god did you find it too

Starving Artist: shit i told him to keep it in that cabinet in your bathroom that you never look in

Frog That's In Love With Louis: WHTA RKSANFKASFNKASJFN

Frog That's In Love With Louis: W HY HAAS EH BEE N KEPEEING THSI F AROM ME WHTA TH EA FCUK

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