A/N:
Yoyoyo. This is basically just a texting thread between Harry and Louis, because a) why not? and b) the last chapter had tons of dialogue so I just wanted to do this. It's pretty much going to be all humor so yay!
This will be written differently than texts have been in the past. Harry's texts will be written as if it were Louis receiving it, and Louis' texts will be written as if Harry was receiving it. So Louis' contact name for Harry will be used, and vice versa.
Also, this is from before they were in the states. This is just them texting while in Cheshire (where they live).
Enjoy!
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My Hazza Baby: oh my god
My Big Booty Babe: what?
My Hazza Baby: do you know what is going on with the earth right now?
My Big Booty Babe: what in gods name are u talking about
My Hazza Baby: dO YOU KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON WITH OUR EARTH RIGHT NOW
My Big Booty Babe: nO
My Hazza Baby: pLAstiC bAGs aRe ThE mAiN REasOn FoR gLobAL WaRmiNg
My Big Booty Babe: oKaY??
My Hazza Baby: LOUIS! THIS IS IMPORTANT! THOSE SATANIC PLASTIC BAGS ARE RUINING OUR PRECIOUS EARTH
My Big Booty Babe: IM SO SORRY FOR THE EARTH???
My Hazza Baby: I AM GOING OUT RIGHT NOW AND BUYING A HUNDRED REUSABLE BAGS
My Big Booty Babe: arent those like a lot of money
My Hazza Baby: iT IS WORTH IT TO SAVE OUR EARTH
My Big Booty Babe: dont waste ur money
My Hazza Baby: YOU KNOW WHAT IS A WASTE?
My Big Booty Babe: the plastic bags
My Hazza Baby: tHE PLASTIC BAGS
My Big Booty Babe: harry pls dont
My Hazza Baby: I AM GOING RIGHT NOW
My Big Booty Babe: pls
My Hazza Baby: SORRY CANT TEXT AND DRIVE LOVE YOU LOU LOU
My Big Booty Babe: no
My Big Booty Babe: dont
My Big Booty Babe: wait
My Big Booty Babe: i just heard the car drive away
My Big Booty Babe: harry no
My Hazza Baby: hARRY YES
My Big Booty Babe: how many bags are u buying
My Big Booty Babe: hoe dont do it
My Hazza Baby: IM AT A STOPLIGHT OKAY IM BUYING FIFTY
My Big Booty Babe: oh my god
My Big Booty Babe: i knew i shouldnt have put my money in a shared back account with u
My Big Booty Babe: god damnit
My Big Booty Babe: "come on lou, we can share our money! it will be fun!" u said.
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