USS Nimitz
Back in Wake, where Dwight is blasting a damn 10/10 techno music while bopping her head to the beat.
Antietam:"Dwight, we're being ambushed here."
Dwight:Still bopping her head. "Hmm? The beat is gyatt good, right?"
Antietam:Blankly stare at Dwight. "Are you trying hard to be Gen Alpha or something, Ike?"
Dwight:"But the music goes goddamn hard, tho! Sick!"
Antietam:"How can you...change so qui- You know what, Normandy!"
Normandy:Counting her missiles like a deck of card. "What, sis?"
Antietam:"We're going to the Sakura Empire and blow them the f*** up"
Normandy:Playing a high pitch noise to blurt up the swear word.
Kidd:"Aight, good lu-"
Antietam:Glare at Kidd. "You too, Kidd!"
Kidd:"H-Huh? I-I'm not going! You want me to die?!"
Antietam:"Virginia is currently damaged. I don't want to risk her hurting herself!"
Kidd:"WHAT DO YOU MEAN DAMAGE! SHE'S FINE!"
Virginia:Look around before proceeded to drink a glass of milk with a straw.
Kidd:"LOOK AT HER! SHE'S FIN-"
Antietam:Shake her head slowly. "Look at you. Throwing your responsibility to anyone everytime."
Kidd:"I DO NOT!"
Ohio:"Enemy Ships are approaching. Approximately 20-30 Ship-"
Antietam:"Shush, Ohio!"
The techno 10/10 music then stop playing. Surprised, everyone then look back at Dwight who's now having a tense face.
Antietam:"...Ike? Did you snap? Did your internet cut out again?"
Dwight:Nodding solemnly. "Yes...Now I can't open my Tiktok, and my Reddit."
Antietam:"How much brain rot did you ev-"
Dwight:"How many battle actions did you see since you were commisioned. None, alright games up."
Antietam:"The f*-"
Dwight:"Name after one of the Eagle Union deadliest civil war battles. Yet you only achieve medals just because of 'sea exercises'."
Normandy:Catch and hold Antietam from fainting. "STOP DWIGHT, YOU'RE KILLING HER!"
Dwight:"Yes, you were the first to join during Operation Desert Shield but did you even blasted a missile out of your rigging? Nada, Zero."
Antietam:Retching. "Normandy...Remember me..."
Normady:"DWIGHT!"
Dwight:Stern face before she walks outside of the makeshift port. "Make this be your lesson, Antietam. I'll let you insult TikTok but don't you even try touch Reddit."
Antietam:Passed out with a TING sound effect from Ohio's sound bite.
Normandy:"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
Ohio:Proceed to play 'For the Damaged Coda' in the background while Normady is sobbing like a stage actor.
Kidd:"Wait...when did this becomes a fever dream of a story?" Checking her scripts before a glock was loaded behind Kidd's back.
Virginia:"Always has been"
Later on, after all the do be shenanigans finished. With the 10/10 Techno music returns after Dwight requested Internet data from Nimitz.
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Azur Lane: Renewed Generation (Modern Warship X Azur Lane)
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