Here's a funny quick meme. A rest stop right after the intense and dark last chapter. (And yes, I am desperate for funny chapters. So enjoy :D)
In a meeting room, somewhere around the perimeter of the New Northern Parliament. A Russian carrier, in a white fur coat and a long reflective gray hair, crossed her leg and folded her arms, staring Dwight with her blue chilled eyes.
???:"Comrade wants us to enter the EGF?" The Russian shipgirl scoffed.
Dwight:Cold tone. "Is there something wrong with our suggestion there?"
???:"No, I suppose not. But what're the benefit of we joining your hypocritical west organization."
Dwight:"If the Scarlet Dragon were to attack the Northern Parliament, we'll promise you and the rest of your ship's safety."
???:"We didn't need the western imperialist to guard our well being. I appreciate it but no."
Dwight:Clenching her hands. "How about...if we offer the Northern Parliament that your trade route will be free if you join this organization."
???:"We can self sufficient ourselves. The last thing we need is your westoids influence, or that's what kids says this days anyways."
Dwight:Stand up. "So how do I convince you to...join us, Kuznetsov?"
???:"You don-"
Suddenly, the sound of someone sucking from a straw echoed across the room.
Dwight:Look towards Nimitz. "Sis! Help me and don't just drink your Chocolate milk or something!"
Nimitz:Stop. "Hmm, haven't finished yet?"
Dwight:"Of course not! Help me here!"
Kuznetsov:Looking confusedly towards the siblings.
Nimitz:"You want me to deal with her?"
Dwight:"Yes!"
Nimitz:"You sure?"
Dwight:"Of course!"
Nimitz:Points her milk container towards Kuznetsov. "This is how we deal with Russians back in my days."
Kuznetsov:Stand up, deploying her riggings. "What in the name of Vodka is in that milk container, babushka?"
Nimitz:"Freedom and McDonalds, Bi*ch!" Fires a Desert Eagle filled with Money at Kuznetsov.
Kuznetsov:"Awgh-"
Footage Found, Circa 1991.
The Fall of the Union State of Soviet Republic(USSR) In a nutshell.
Yes, we need to have an educational content here just to pad out the time work.
Fun Fact, You need to touch grass to live. Touch it, no matter if it's in a video game, VR or RL. Just touch it...
...
...
Ehm...C-Cut the music...Cut the music. CUT THE MUSIC!
A while later after the failed successfully negotiation with the flagship of the Northern Parliament. Nimitz decided to lean on the wall beside the door, hearing the conversation that's happening on the other side before she picked up her shrek tone phone call.
YOU ARE READING
Azur Lane: Renewed Generation (Modern Warship X Azur Lane)
FanfictionIn the aftermath of the Second Great War, a conflict that ravaged the world through clashes between factions centered around ship girls, a new era emerged. Rising from the remnants of the old, a fresh generation of ships began to surface, heralding...
