Countryhumans Oneshots [DISCONTINUED]

🖤🧡Australia x Kanye West🧡🖤

hah i just realized the smut and crack emojis together make the phub colors

anyways anyways
what the hell am i about to write

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UPDATE: SO this got very very delayed a lot longer than i wanted it to
im just gonna put it out kinda unfinished because my motivation 4 this book is at an all time low and if i dont this'll just never come out

will put out explanation chaper sometime later

if any of the rest of this doesnt align with what i just said ignore it i didnt edit anything besides this beginning part

ok you may resume past mokeys ramblings
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some of yall scare me
mainly EwAmericans who requested this

also sorry for being late author was on vacaytion (and got sick for the millionth time like an unvaccinated child)

also x2 im not a kanye fan so all of this is made up because i refuse to research for a oneshot. i genuinely dont remember ever listening to a single kanye song in my life lol

also x3 this one is crackier than my other crack oneshots

i tried my best to treat it seriously but look at the fkn ship you gave me man

warnings: car sex, kanye west

enjoye? or bleach your eyes preemptively either one is fine
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australia tossed and turned, his mind racing faster than a bullet train. he couldnt sleep, one thought and one thought only on his mind.

kanyes next album.........

it had already been a year, and there was no sight of his favorite music artist.

sighing, he sat up, knowing he was destined to receive yet another sleepless night. it was but a drop in an ocean so endless, spanning beyond the eye could ever hope to see.

in other words, he really needed to sleep. without listening to kanye, he just couldnt. all of his old songs had been replayed thousands of times to no avail. only new music could satiate him.

australia's purple orbs [oh god kill me now] leaked with salty tears as he hugged his kanye west body pillow, the cushion thoroughly stained with

Milk.

it was the only thing he could do to pass the time.. waiting for a new album.

being the swifties they were, he couldn't confide in his family. they just wouldn't understand, australia knew it.

the only person he could trust with his pain was....

kanye.

no one would truly know his pain, his suffering, aside from the man himself. australia sat up, a wave of sudden confidence overcoming him.

he swung his legs over the edge of the bed, watching them dangle off the side for a moment before continuing his venture. his legs felt wobbly like jell-o as he stood up, sore from their lack of use.
luckily for them, he had places to be.

australia focused, using every single braincell he had (4) to think of nothing but his idol.

thankfully, being this big of a kanye stan had its perks. he always knew where the music artist was, if he tried hard enough to look. it was a fun little power called dox- ..being a super big fan! 😊

[most normal kanye fan]

soon, a picture of Australia's local H.E.B [god i love heb] popped into his head. not long after, a picture of kanye followed, in the chips aisle.