Countryhumans Oneshots [DISCONTINUED]

🎄before ya read🎄

hello anyone whos reading this!! thanks for clicking my book :)

was it the promise of smut... be honest

just before you read this and maybe possibly like it: THIS IS DISCONTINUED!! no more chapters will come out from this point on

what emojis [+similar stuff] mean:

💛 = fluff
️💙 = angst
🖤 = smut
🧡 = crack (almost always treated seriously)

any combos: means its.. a combo
obviously lol

(), [] or * = things i thought were funny while writing/additional information that i decided to include

x is romantic, + is platonic, +/x means it can be interpreted as either!

ive got a small obsession with north korea rn so a LOT of these are gonna be about him

also canada because canadaddy

things i wont write:

- NO THIRD REICH. there are a lot of lines im gonna cross with this fanfiction (like a LOT), but shipping the literal nazi germany is NOT one of them.
--no, he will not and can not be included anywhere. dont ask for him or its a no

-country x country is heavily preferred when requesting, but ill also do x readers if you're giving a good prompt with it
(requests are completely closed so disregard this but there are no x readers in this book)

- no r4pe [i see WAY too much of this in countyhumans fanfics (°ロ°) ]
-- dubcon is fine, just not flat out r4pe

- no extreme gore [i cant write it well, chapter 4 of unstable lovesick is written proof lmao]

- no rusame, gerpol (this includes reichtangle + 3rd reich), britsov, chinorth unless its platonic

why?

i have an unnecessary amount of hatred for those ships

why?

idk

..moving on

-i usually dont ever make part twos. if i do, then itll be posted immediately after part 1! if theres a completely unrelated chapter after one that you wanted a sequel for, there wont be one :'(

occasionally there are veeery rare exceptions, but most of the time what i said above stands

- no pee, scat, polyamory, feet, mpreg (tbh just no pregnancy in general)

- lesbian, gay, and straight ships are all fine! i dont discriminate o3o

this book is gonna be reeeal hard to explain to anyone that knows me irl

my friend read half of the popsicle chapter and she now fears me

lets ignore that

enjoye! <3