Y/N, Clint, Kate, and Jason were tied up and they were riding a pony as everyone laughed.
Man 1: You're like a pony, Red Hood.
Man 2: Just keep going, and going, and going. I love it.
Man 1: I love it, bro. Look at Hawkeye!
Man 2: Where's your arrows now?
Man 1: Pew, pew.
Man 1: Big, strong Hawkeye riding prony.
Y/N: Once we get out of here... I'm killing them.
Thomas: They should smile more. This is fun for us too, you know.
The ride shuts down.
Man 1: Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Thomas: Again. Enrique, again, come on.
Kate: Great.
Man 2: Go get more quarters.
Clint: Yes.
Thomas This is boring. Dmitri, let's play cards.
Kate and Jason look at Y/N and Clint.
Kate: Seems like you're mad at us. I know it doesn't look like that, but you'd be lost without me, you realize that?
Clint: I was about to clear your name from the suit, until you both decided to crash through the skylight.
Kate: Oh.
Clint: Yeah.
A man throws something and yells.
Thomas: Bro!
Man 3: Cálmate, bro. Cálmate.
He hangs up the phone.
Kate: You good?
Jason: He's clearly not good. What happened?
Man 4: I buy Imagine Dragons tickets for my girlfriend, as, like, early Christmas gift, right?
Kate: Mmm. That's so sweet.
Y/N: A nice gift mostly everybody will enjoy.
Man 4: Good, sweet. Then we had fight. You know what she said? She said that the tickets were gift, so she wants to bring her sister.
Kate: I mean, look on the bright side. You don't have to go see Imagine Dragons.
Man 4: I love Imagine Dragons.
Y/N: Hey, me too.
Man 4: Uh, she doesn't even like them, you know. She did this on purpose to hurt me.
Kate: Look, I think you both owe apologies. Tell her she hurt your feelings but apologize for pretending that that was a gift for her.
Man 4: Okay, wait, I need a pen. Just... Okay, okay? See you.
He runs off.
Kate: Hmm. See? A little trust, a little communicating, a little listening...
Clint looks at her.
Clint: What?
Kate: Basic human stuff. You know what I think?
Thomas: You know what I think? Hmm?
Jason: Let hear what you think.
Thomas: I think you talk too much. Blah, blah, blah, blah. She always like this? Maybe I rip out your throat. Hmm?
They hear a door open, and Thomas looks.
Thomas: Or maybe she will.
Echo walks down the stairs.
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The Neglected Avenger (Male Reader) (Red Hood)
FanfictionY/N L/N was neglected by his family for years. His family paid no attention to him, and his siblings always bullied him. One day he had enough and ran away from home and he became Red Hood. After a few years alone Nick Fury found him and told him of...
