~~~The Devil of Penance~~~{Male OC X Highschool DxD X Harem}

~~Chapter 38:New Faces,Old Faces,and Alex's Bullshittery~~

{A/N:Of course they were gonna be Abridged-Versions}

Sirzechs:Attention everyone(We look at him)today marks the day of a new beginning,for to long our Great Factions have fought against each other.But no longer now we stand beside one another to take on a greater foe known as the 'Khaos Brigade' who seek to plunge this world that so many have given their lives to protect into chaos,destroying the peace that countless of our brothers and sisters have died to protect.In order to help preserve the peace and fight against this new force Asgard has agreed to stand with us.(We all clap)Lord Odin would you please sign the alliance totem.
Odin:Of course Sirzechs.
[He goes over to it......]
??????:Objection.
[We all look as ah......as someone comes thru ah magic circle....]

[Me and the others kinda do ah double take looking at them]
????:Greetings I am Loki.
[Our eyes widen]
Me/My Team:*Wide Eyed*You're the Animal Fucker?!
[He looks at us pissed and we look at Odin,Freya,& Thor who sweat drop nodding]
Joshua:*Confused*What the hell you look like ah crappy Yu-Gi-Oh Cosplayer.
[He gets even angier]
Kate:Is the pony tail for the when your being bent over?
[He starts shaking in anger]
Kana:I honestly couldn't tell if you were ah guy or not.......and I still don't know which you are.
Loki:*Livid*How dare you!
Me:Hold that thought(He looks at me and I look at Odin)mind if we handle this?
Odin:*Surprised*.....Sure,go ahead.
Me:*Smiles*Thank you.....now then,Alex(He looks at me)why don't you bring out your newest 'What the actually fuck' invention to everyone ah show.
Alex:*Excited/Evil Grin*You sure?(I nod)Oh Hell Yeah!
[His arm starts glowing and everyone looks before the light slowly disperses & we all see it......
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[Everyone looks at it blankly,except those of us who know what it can do then the cards come out]
Alex:Alright I summon,Kuriboh!
[Me and the others facepalm as he puts down the card down & a bright light appears.Everyone looks away again and then once it's gone we look seeing.....]

[Everyone looks at it blankly as Me and my team,minus Alex,all take one big ass step back getting everyone else to do the same knowing full well what type of shit's about ta happen...]
Alex:*Excited*Alright Kuriboh beat his ass!
[It nods and flies towards Loki]
Loki:*Confused*What is this suppose to be?(It reaches him)*Annoyed*I'm done playing ga.....
[Kuriboh grabs one of Loki's legs before.....]

[It just starts slamming him into the ground cracking the ground as everyone goes bug eyed seeing this.Kuriboh slams him into the ground once last time creating a small crater in the ground before letting him go]
Alex:*Excited/Proud*Okay Kuriboh bring him here.
[It nods and grabs him by his ponytail,before bring him over and dropping him in front of all up.Loki slowly looks up barely conscious before Kuriboh just drops down right on his head smashing it into the ground like ah ostrich.Then Kuriboh floats over and lands in Alex's arms who starts petting him with a proud smile on his face.Everyone looks at him bug eyed and speechless while me and the gang just sweatdrop]
Me/The Gang minus Alex:Thanks for summoning Kuriboh and not one of the stronger ones.
Alex:*Happy/Proud*No problem.
Everyone Else:*Shocked/Confused*WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED!?
[We just stand there as everyone else just seems in complete shock,confusion,and disbelief none of which I blame them for]