~~~The Devil of Penance~~~{Male OC X Highschool DxD X Harem}

~~~Chapter Ten:A Maid,Some Fried Chicken,and Some Hoes~~~

(Eien's Pov)
I'm sitting in class balancing a pencil on my nose bored as hell,I notice Issei looking down and confused."Wonder what's up with him?"Zarathos decides ta answer me.
Zarathos:"I don't know,but he seems troubled about something"
Me:"Yeah he didn't even go try and peep on the Kendo Club with Dumb & Dumber earlier,he just sat under ah tree and ate his food"
Zarathos:"Perhaps something happened with his parents?"
Me:"Nah otherwise Asia would know"
[The bell rings and we all get up,I go over to him and tap him on the shoulder.He looks at me and Asia comes over to us]
Issei:Oh hey guys.
Me:Alright why you being a sulky bitch?
Issei:I-It's nothing....(I pick him up over my shoulder)H-Hey Eien!?
Me:Come on Asia let's go.
Asia:O-Okay..
[We head out of the room and head to the ORC,as we're going I notice a new person arriving]
Me:"Huh who dat?"
Zarathos:"Don't know,but whoever it is they're strong"
[I raise a eyebrow and we head off meeting up with Kiba,we walk inside the building and go to the clubroom.Once we arrive we walk in and see a chick with greyish silver hair and grey eyes wearing a maid outfit]

[I raise a eyebrow at her and look at Rias]
???????:Is this everyone my Lady?
Rias:Yes Grayfia.
Me:Who da sexy maid?
Zarathos:"Damn it"
[They look at me and I raise a eyebrow]
Grayfia:Is he the wielder of Penance Jail,the Host of Zarathos?
Rias:Yes,he is.
Grayfia:*Bows*Greetings my name's Grayfia Lucifuge,the Queen of Sirzechs Lucifer it's a honor to meet you.
Me:Oh...likewise.
[I set Issei down and take out beer,surprising Grayfia]
Grayfia:Shall I explain my Lady?
Rias:No I will Grayfia(We look at her)okay everyone let me explain....
[She's interrupted by a magic circle appearing]
Koneko:*Annoyed*Phenex.
[I'm surprised and raise a eyebrow seeing flames rise from it before some dude wearing one cheap as hell looking suite comes thru]

?????:Ah it's been quite a while sense Riser's come to the human realm.(He looks at us with a smug smile that screams 'I'm ah D-Bag',before looking at Rias)Hello Rias Dear~
Issei/Me:Who's this guy/Douche?
Grayfia:This gentleman is Lord Riser Phenex,Heir to the House of Phenex and Betrothed to the Heiress of Gremory.
[I look at her blankly]
Asia:But I thought Rias was the heiress to the House of Gremory?
{She and Issei scream in realization as my brain stops for a few seconds]
Issei:*Shocked*This guy's Rias's Fiance?!
[She nods and the two of them sit down on the couch as Riser puts his arm around RIas's shoulders.Akeno brings some tea for him]
Me:"Please be poisoned."
Riser:*Takes ah sip*Ah the Tea made by Riser's dear Rias is quite good.
Me:"Damn it not poisoned!"
Akeno:*Forced Smile*Thank you Lord Riser.
[He caresses Rias's thigh and Rias stands up]
Rias:*Angry*Enough Riser I told you I won't marry you!
Riser:*Stands up*Riser's afraid you have no choice dear,you father and brother have already arranged it.
Me:"Note to self punch them in the face"
Zarathos:"Noted"
Rias:*Angry*My father and brother will not decide who I shall marry!
Riser:*Annoyed*Riser's afraid there is no fighting this dear,you will return to the Underworld with Riser and we shall marry.Riser doesn't care if he has to incinerate everyone in this room to do so!
[He summons some falls,the others get nervous and I shake a beer up before aiming it at him and opening it.Spraying him and putting the fire out,everyone looks at me and he's fucking pissed]
Me:Whoops I thought you just spontaneously combusted,my bad.
Riser:Grr...
Grayfia:My Lady(We look at her)my master anticipated this so he came up with a ultimatium.
Rias:Of course he did.
Grayfia:A Rating Game between you and Lord Riser.
[Everyone but me,Asia,and Issei are surprised]
Issei:What's ah Rating Game?
Kiba:Ah contest between peerages.
Me:You mean ah fight right?(He nods)And I'm guessing it has the rules of chest applied to it.
Akeno:That's right.
Me:So in other words I get a free ticket to beating the shit out of the No-Drip wannabe Fuckboy looking ass piece of walking,talking KFC over there and I don't have to worry about being yelled at?(They nod and he's fuming)Ight I'm in.
Rias:*Smirks*Of course we accept.
Riser:*Pissed*How dare you insult the Mighty RIser!
Me:Boy you literally look like you just got your clothes from some shady guy on the corner.I mean seriously your shit dirty as fuck I can see stains on you shirt from hear and...and what the fuck are those?(I point at his shoes)Boy are those fucking sketchers!?(Everyone looks at them and he seems embarrassed)Wait no their fucking knock offs you can tell from her,they don't even have the S they have a backwards Nike's check!
[I start laughing my ass off at this so called 'Nobleman' wearing fucking shitty knock off sketchers,meanwhile he's fucking pissed]
Riser:*Pissed/Smug*Tell me Rias dear are these all the servants you have?
Rias:And if they are,why does it matter?
[He smirks]
Riser:*Smug/Smirking*Because...
[He snaps and another magic circle appears,I look and see fire comes thru it then a bunch of girls appear]

Riser:*Smug/Smirking*Riser has a full set]
[Issei starts crying and screaming how it's not fair he has a harem]
Me:Yeah Issei my boi,you probably don't wanna touch them unless you wanna have ta lie about how you got a cold sore for the rest of your life.(They look at me pissed)Also how fucking old are the two green haired girls and the staff wielding blueberry cause my boy they do not look old enough to be consenting  and I didn't take you to being a pedo to!
[Their surprised]
???:Hey we're fifthteen!
[I look at one of the green haired greens]
????:So am I!
[I look at the blueberry]
Me:Alright.
[I take a drink from my beer]
?????:Hmph oh great ah dirty drunk.
[I look at the blonde hair girl with drill tails]
Me:Kid I've seen shit and done shit you couldn't even dream of so shut the fuck up.(She's surprised and their angered)And besides the fucking fact this is japan,you can be legally fucking at the age of thirteen here so I can be a Daddy legally I sure as hell should be allowed ta have ah god damn beer.
[Everyone look at me blankly]
Zarathos:".....Ya know that's ah fair point"
Me:"Damn straight it is"
Grayfia:V-Very well so you both accept?(They nod)Then I shall return to inform my master.
Riser:RIser's giving you ten days to prepare Rias dear.
Rias:You're giving us a handicap.
Riser:Of course.
[He laughs as they disappear thru a magic circle]
Me:So Rias(She looks at us)we gonna train?
Rias:Yes we are,everyone meet here tomorrow at 8 o'clock with your stuff,we're heading to training camp.
All of Us:Right Rias!
[We head off going to get ready as I go home thinking about something Zarathos mentioned before that I wanna look into....]