A Guy In The Analysts Club

XLIX

~ENFP's POV~

INTJ for real fought with me to ask me on a fucking date? Wait. HE ASKED ME ON A FUCKING DATE!

--See you tomorrow. Oh,and by the way,don't worry about anything. I'm paying. (INTJ)

This is really the man of my dreams.

--You don't need to- (ENFP)
--Shush. (INTJ)

He said then he left. I waited some moments for him to get outside of the building.

--LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (ENFP)

LET'S SEE WHAT I SHOULD WEAR. Maybe a t-shirt with jeans? Nope,I think INTJ will come dressed as a business man for real. I forgot to ask him how I should dress...how forgetting I am. Meh,I think I can go casual,he doesn't mind. Got a summer dress that is just perfect. And sandals. Uh-huh,I got it. These news are so fucking important,too important not to tell someone. I messaged INFP:

"GIRL,I HAVE BOMBASTIC NEWS."

Meanwhile,I got my dress and sandals out. INFP finally replied:

"tell meeeee"
"GUESS WHAT HAPPENED TODAY"
"whatttt"
"INTJ ASKED ME ON A FUCKING DATE YAAYYAAYSUSH9EUDIEJDIEJEJN"
"WAIT UOU ARE FR" "ARE*"
"YAS,WE'RE GOING OUT TORROW AT 7PM" "TOMORROW*"
"7pm? that's kinda sus...(cheeky emoji)"
"IKR GIRLLLL"
"update me on what happensssss"
"SURE WILL,LOVE YA,BYEEEEEEE!"

~INTJ's POV~

I never thought I could ever be excited for a date. How should I dress?...I forgot to ask ENFP how we're dressing. I mean,I didn't forget because I never forget but I wanted her to talk about this subject. Bet she's going to come casual,I should do the same. I've been dressing like a business man for so long. Time to take a break,I guess. Surprisingly I have a shirt with shorter sleeves and some pants. What I need now is money. If I take my girl out I need to spoil her.

~The next day~

I couldn't sleep all fucking night. The maladaptive daydreamer in me kept me awake. Scenarios kept coming over and over. I've imagined a thousand ways to ask her to be my girlfriend,and still I don't know which one is right. Who starts the kiss? What topics do we talk about? Where do I go with ENFP to impress her? What should I say? Should I confess? Or should I just go for it and kiss her? Where will the kiss take place? Ugh,I would've never thought a date would be that hard to plan. I should just try to go to sleep...it's only-...8AM. Shit. Would 2 hours be enough for me to prepare? Perhaps.

~ENFP's POV~

I couldn't sleep all freaking night. The overthinker in me kept me awake. I had thousands of scenarios in my head. What if I act weird? Will my breath smell bad? What if INTJ doesn't like my tastes? Where will he get me? Does he want to be more than friends? Does he even want to be friends? What if it's a subtle way for him to tear away our friendship? Ugh,stop thinking like this,ENFP,you have proof that the man is madly in love with you! It's gonna be fine,everything is going to be ok. I should just go to sleep,it's no problem if it's 9AM. 9AM?! SHIT. I think an hour would be enough for me to prepare.

~10 hours later,INTJ's POV~

A loud knock woke me up. When I went to get it,it was nobody. Ugh,someone pulled a prank on me. What even is the time? Oh,it's 6PM. Why didn't I hear the alarm? Just then it started ringing. The knock woke me up at perfect time,I wondered how as I press snooze. I had exactly an hour. Ok,let's plan my schedule. 15 minutes will be a nice shower,then 5 minutes I brush my teeth. 20 minutes already gone. Then 5 minutes I dress up and a lot of time for practicing,perhaps 20 minutes. After that,I can buy some flowers. That leaves me aproximately 10 minutes to get to the location. Now I only need to start.