A Guy In The Analysts Club

LVIII

~After 5 hours~

Full party mode is gonna be activated this evening. Ok,so I have a bikini that is perfectly gonna embrace my body. Then a white summer dress-like robe. Some slippers and the job is done. I had half an hour left. While I walk there it's gonna take some time. After a couple of minutes I was smokin' hot,ready to party. Bet all eyes will be on me. I got outside and while I was walking like a model,I could hear all gasps and compliments.

--Yo,ENFP,you're so cute! (?)
--Thanks! (ENFP)
--Nice ass! (?)
--Not gettin' it! (ENFP)
--You're lit,girl! (?)
--Lit as a building on fire! Thanks,girl! (ENFP)

I was showered in compliments until I got at the pool. Some whistles could be heard but I ignored them.

--You free tonight,cutie? (?)
--Yup,for my boyfriend! (ENFP)

They stopped and just then I got at the pool.

--Miss ENFP? Get in. (guy at the entrance)

I got in and everyone's eyes got on me.

--Ohhhh,you're slaying with that fit! (ESFP)
--ATE SOME BITCHES ALIVE! (ESTP)
--Mommy,that's everything I can say. (ENTP)
--THANKS,GUYS! Y'all are amazing,too! (ENFP)
--Boyfriend's not here? (ESFP)
--Nope. Is yours here? (ENFP)
--Yup,didn't know nerds can be so hot topless. (ESFP)

They are,they are.

--Yo,aren't y'all lookin' at me? (ESTP)
--You're jacked as fuck,daddy! (ENTP)
--Wanna touch 'em abs? (ESTP)

ENTP touched ESTP's very defined abs.

--They be rock solid! (ENTP)

I took off my robe and slippers,being left only in my bikini.

--YO,THIS BIKINI MAKES YOU SEXY AS FUCK. (ESFP)
--MARRY ME. (ENTP)
--Reminder for you that you're hot. (ESTP)
--Y'all make me flustered. Let's go in the pool! (ENFP)
--Still in the lil one? (ESFP)
--Don't come at me,I still don't know how to swim. (ENFP)

The gang jumped in,ESTP being the one with the cannonball jump which splashed water on everyone. I also got in it,but it was kinda cold.

--OI,FUCK YOU,MAN! (ISTP)
--I WAS SUNBATHING. (ISFP)
--IF YOU DO THAT ONE MORE DAMN TIME,I HOPE YOU HIT YOUR HEAD. (ISTJ)
--Yo,ISTP,with the "fuck you" thing,when you free? (ESTP)
--At your funeral,motherfucker! (ISTP)
--I'M THE BIGGEST MOTHERFUCKER OF 'EM ALL,I FUCKED YOUR MOM! (ESTP)
--YO,HOW WAS IT? MIGHT TRY. (ENTP)
--Amazing. (ESTP)
--We don't even have mothers,idiot! (ISTP)

I took a big breath in and got in the water. One of the biggest pranks was about to be pulled on...ENTP.

--WHO THE HECK PULLED MY PANTS DOWN?! (ENTP)

Giggling,I got out. Everyone was laughing.

--ENFP?! Fuck you! (ENTP)

He shouts as he pulls his pants up again.

--It was funny,bro! What,did you want everyone to see your dick? (ENFP)

I laugh even louder.

--To be honest,yes,I could flex. And I took it as a bad thing...what a pessimist I am. (ENTP)
--See? I made you a favor and you missed it! Dumbass. (ENFP)

I suddenly got thirsty.

--Yo guys,I'm thirsty. Do y'all want cocktails? (ENFP)
--Take the tails,I just want the cock. (ENTP)
--You silly ENTP!...me too. (ESFP)
--Me three. (ESTP)

ESTP got out and approached ISFJ. Yep...they'll definetly fuck today. ISFJ in a bikini is all ESTP needs to see to get turned on,honestly. I also got out,soaking wet,and grabbed a towel. While drying myself,I see ESTP trying to flirt with ISFJ. Also ESFP went to her guy. Me and ENTP were the only ones alone. I kinda feel bad for him,he's the single one in our group. I mean,we have a couple,which is me and INTJ,a single one and two unofficial couples. I went to the table and decided to make some cocktails,since I had a little bit of bartendery skills. While I was mixing and having fun while humming a song,I feel a pair of arms wrapping around my waist and someone started kissing my neck slowly. Fuck it,he kissed the soft spot. I accidently drop the glass,trying to hold a little pleasure moan inside my mouth,and my legs go weak.

--My eyes have been blessed,my love. How can you look so damn good in this? (INTJ)

Huh? Wasn't he at work?

--W-what are you doing here? (ENFP)
--Due to very hot temperatures,we had a free day. Didn't you see ISTJ and ISTP? They work with me,remember? (INTJ)
--Oh,yea,yea. (ENFP)

INTJ flips me over so I can look at him.

--I would've liked the beach more,but I got to make sure no bastard looks at you in any wrong way,right? (INTJ)
--Obviously. Are you planning to swim? (ENFP)
--Hmm...maybe...no. Definetly not. (INTJ)
--Awh,come on,I thought you could teach me how to. (ENFP)
--You don't know how to swim? (INTJ)
--I never knew,to be honest. The little pool was the only option I've ever had. (ENFP)
--I know how to,but I don't swim too often. (INTJ)
--Understandable,guy who always works. (ENFP)
--Pfft,you told me to enjoy life. Let me enjoy it with you,love. (INTJ)
--Wait a minute...no kiss? (ENFP)
--Sorry,but I got to skip today. (INTJ)
--Why? (ENFP)
--I don't think you understand... (INTJ)

Nope,I don't. I want to get my kissy!

--Do you want me to fuck you right here?! (INTJ)

Yes,I kinda do. I giggle it off instead.

--What do you mean? Well...you don't look too bad either. (ENFP)
--Did you even look in the mirror today? You're just...ugh,I can't even find my words. (INTJ)

I hear ESTP shout:

--YO,ENFP,ONE MORE FOR THE CUTIE NEXT TO ME! (ESTP)
--You don't need to be as loud as the speakers,bastard! (INTP)

I groan annoyed and get to work.

--What are you making here? Cocktails and that shit? (INTJ)
--Uh-huh. (ENFP)

I replied,concentrated. After I made 'em all,I tell INTJ:

--Can you please help me with these,please? (ENFP)

He took two of the glasses. We got to the two lovebirds,which were ESTP and ISFJ.

--Enjoy your cocks without tails,lovebirds! (ENFP)

They took their glasses.

--Thanks,ENFP. (ISFJ)
--Best bartender ever! (ESTP)
--For the best clients ever. (ENFP)

INTJ sadly had to endure all the socialising I did,since he helped me with multiple drinks because more MBTIs asked me for drinks. After we finished,he was visibly drained. So we sat on the edge of the pool,with our feet in the water.

--How do you keep up with all the people? (INTJ)
--I honestly don't know. They're just... people. (ENFP)
--In my opinion,it would be really hard to be you. (INTJ)
--It's no biggie. (ENFP)

When I say it's no biggie,it really is a biggie.

--When you say it's no "biggie",it really is a "biggie". (INTJ)
--Meh...fine,sometimes it is. But hey,let's just enjoy the water! (ENFP)
--Fine. The water is a bit cool. You can go in it. (INTJ)
--I already went,let's go together now! (ENFP)
--I don't want to. (INTJ)
--I said let's gooo! (ENFP)

I jump in the water,splashing some on him.

--Look,you got me wet now! (INTJ)

I come back to the surface,supporting my hands on the edge of the pool,next to INTJ.

--I can get you even more if you come here. (ENFP)
--Or,even more simple...if you could let me rip that bikini off you. (INTJ)
--I'd rather do this! (ENFP)

I take his leg and drag him in the pool. He looked like a cat scared of water.

--ENFP,what the he- (INTJ)
--Just shut up and enjoy the moment! (ENFP)

ESTP then took ISFJ in his arms,put her on his shoulder and jumped in with her. He splashed water on both of us.

--You sick motherfu- (INTJ)
--ESTP,let me goooo! (ISFJ)
--I like it when you whine like that,do it more,babygirl. (ESTP)

Me and INTJ both facepalmed. I have no idea how these two would be in a couple.
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--words:1371.

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