A Guy In The Analysts Club

LVI

ISTJ? Impossible. He fell into the trap.

--What do you mean?! (INTJ)
--There's this girl...she's ENFP's friend. (ISTJ)
--ENFP has lots of friends,so you need to specify. (INTJ)
--The one in her gang- (ISTJ)
--ESFP?! (INTJ)
--Yes...she kissed me. (ISTJ)

Oh fucking shit. We lost another one.

--What do I do? How do I escape this? I don't want to love anyone! (ISTJ)
--Too late,bud...too late. She puts her lips on yours,you think about her day and night. (INTJ)
--No! I d-don't want to! How do I get out?! (ISTJ)
--You don't. (INTJ)
--B-but I can't sit around and do nothing about it! (ISTJ)
--There's only one thing you can do:confess. (INTJ)
--NO! Why would you tell me to do that?! (ISTJ)

While ISTJ was desperate and didn't observe too well what was around him,I saw someone wanted to come to me. I signaled her to be quiet.

--Because there's no other choice rather than being a hopeless romantic or being together with her. You see,I would've denied it before,but love is chasing you in every moment. And you run and run away from it and you try so hard to not think about it. But any little contact,even the smallest one,makes love catch you over and over again. And you might try to get free from its grasp multiple times,but it's an algorythm. (INTJ)
--HOW DO I STOP THE ALGORYTHM?! (ISTJ)
--An algorythm is an algorythm. It's not stopped. (INTJ)
--But I have to center my mind on work! Ugh,I'm thinking about her right now! TELL ME SOMETHING TO STOP! (ISTJ)
--Look behind you. (INTJ)

He turned around and ENFP was behind him.

--Oh,um,hello,INTJ's girlfriend...I guess. (ISTJ)

My love started giggling.

--Can I? (ENFP)
--Yes,my love,you can. (INTJ)

She stepped aside and ISTJ's face changed with horror.

--Interesting things you think about me,cutie. (ESFP)

After that,ENFP finally jumped in my arms. ESFP smirked,and ISTJ froze right on the point.

--W-what are y-you d-doing here? (ISTJ)
--Just on a walk with my bestie...passed by. Didn't know I would hear such pleasing information. (ESFP)
--IT WASN'T ABOUT YOU! (ISTJ)
--Oh,but who was it about? Maybe I can help...with some tips. And...exercises. (ESFP)
--LEAVE ME ALONE FOR ONCE. INTJ,we didn't talk about ESFP,right? We talked about...um...uh...ENFP- (ISTJ)

What?

--Excuse me...what the fuck? (INTJ)
--Unclench your jaw,my love,he made a mistake. He doesn't know how to lie to himself. (ENFP)
--TO MYSELF?! (ISTJ)

He murmured under his breath:

"Actually yes,but..."
--I DIDN'T MEAN ENFP,I MEANT...um...uh...ugh...ESTP. WAIT NO- (ISTJ)
--ARE YOU GAY?! (ESFP)
--NO,I- (ISTJ)
--Hah,no way he would be gay,he just didn't know what excuse to make. (INTJ)
--WAIT NO,I FORGOT ESTP IS A GUY! (ISTJ)
--Then who did you talk about,hottie? (ESFP)
--UH...I WAS TALKING ABOUT...INTJ HELP ME- (ISTJ)

Me and ENFP were already behind a tree,giggling as we looked at the two lovebirds.

--Remember we were like this,too. (INTJ)
--Especially you. I can see you when looking at ISTJ. (ENFP)
--Yes,I was just too afraid,don't come at me. (INTJ)
--I understand,same for me. (ENFP)
--So this bastard called me here for absolutely nothing. (INTJ)
--Just waiting for the moment when they'll kiss again. (ENFP)
--I don't really know if they will. (INTJ)
--Just wait and see! (ENFP)

They could be heard from a distance.

--Well...I gotta go,my lying cutie. (ESFP)
--I AM NOT LY- (ISTJ)
--Whatever ya say. If ya want me that bad,we can talk. (ISTJ)