A Guy In The Analysts Club

LXXXVII

~Half a year later,INTJ's POV~

I and ENFP were in the MBTI hall and everyone was joking around. This laughter was scratching my brain. In a bad way.

--HAHAHA REMEMBER WHEN ESTP JUMPED AND SPLASHED ISTP? (ENTJ)
--Shut the fuck up! (ISTP)
--Or the chicken fight! (ESTJ)
--OOOHHH,REMEMBER THAT TIME WHEN WE DRANK SHOTS AT THE BAR AND GOT DRUNK AS FUCK? (ESFP)
--YESS,THE BEST TIME! (ESTP)
--OOOHHHH,AND REMEMBER THE TIME WHEN WE DRESSED UP AS KILLERS AND PRETENDED TO HUNT ENFP SO SHE CAN GO TO INTJ? OH-HO-HOOO! (ENTP)

It took me a while to realise what ENTP just said. I was sitting there,wide-eyed,staring at ENTP. ESTP was giving him a really obvious side eye and when ENTP realised that,he stopped.

--Oh...shit...I said that...? (ENTP)
--What the fuck did you mean by that...? (INTJ)
--Oh...well...um...we can explain. (ESFP)
--Explain what? (ENFP)
--...it's time for you two to know. (ISFJ)
--Know what?! (ENFP & INTJ)

We spoke simultaneously. What the fuck was happening?!

--Is there something I don't know?...ISTJ?...ISTP? Why are you two staring at us like that? (INTJ)
--Why are all of you staring at us that way? (ENFP)
--Pfft,come on guys,they have to know. (ESFP)
--KNOW WHAT? (INTJ)

As my annoyance grew more,for ENFP grew the confusion.

--It's time for the truth. (ENTP)
--INTJ...ENFP...we all bought you two togehter. (ESFJ)

It is a lie. They are lying,I stalked ENFP and she knows that. Everyone was staring at us.

--You liars,I loved ENFP for way more time than you think! (INTJ)
--We know! We were plotting this since high-school. (ESFJ)
--I was invisible for you all in high-school! You couldn't do anything. (INTJ)
--Not for us. (ISTJ & ISTP & INTP)
--Guys...what the actual fuck? Just tell us what y'all mean. (ENFP)
--Come on,INTJ,all three of us could see the sweet eyes you gave ENFP in high-school. (INTP)
--No you couldn't! (INTJ)
--Aww...INTJ,is that true? (ENFP)
--...yes. Alright now,fuck you three. (INTJ)
--Cap,we almost all contributed. INTJ,you were way too afraid,y'all had to meet. I know when ENFP meets an introvert,he adopts it and won't let it go. (ESFJ)

What do they mean...?

--ENFP,did you actually think I would let you do a project that easily? You screwed up those fake papers I made anyway. (INTP)

Fake...papers?

--What fake papers? Wasn't it a Science project? (ENFP)
--Nope. I copied some random document online and told you to write it. (INTP)
--Then we came in action and interrupted the electricity. (ENTP & ESTP)
--What?! (ENFP)

I was sitting there in pure shock.

--Then we also placed a rock for ENFP to trip on and crash in your door,INTJ. (ISTP)

So...behind my meeting with ENFP...were they?!

--Then I took my toy gun-... (ENTP)
--...-and I took my toy knife-... (ESTP)
--...-then we pretended to be killers and scared the living shit out of ENFP! (ENTP & ESTP)
--Then we purposely whispered next to the door and stepped loudly to scare her since we saw that she finally got into your apartment. (ESTP)
--It was my plan. (ENTP)
--Well done,genius,you bought the two of them together. (INFJ)

I stared at everyone. I can't believe I was fooled by some crazy crackheads.

--Don't look at us! (ESTJ & ENTJ)
--We weren't involved in this! (ESTJ)

I don't even know what to believe anymore.

--I wanted to tell y'all earlier but ESTP gave me sleeping pills. I still didn't forget it. (ESFP)
--HE DID WHA- (ISTJ)
--Don't worry,I am over it. (ESFP)
--Well,starting from now,I am not! (ISTJ)
--You really did all of these...for us? (ENFP)
--Damn... (INTJ)
--Aww,what is cuter than a couple united by their friends? (ISFJ)
--You,shawty. (ESTP)
--Thank y'all,honestly! (ENFP)