A Guy In The Analysts Club

XXXVI

~INTJ's POV~

This is my happiest Christmas.

--I love yo- I mean how this sweater looks on you. (INTJ)
--Same! But something's missing...and I'm sad about it. (ENFP)

I know just the thing:you being mine.

--What is it? (INTJ)
--It's Christmas and it isn't fucking snowing! (ENFP)
--This means no snow for this year. (INTJ)
--INTJ! Don't say that! Maybe it will come soon. (ENFP)
--Maybe it won't. (INTJ)
--Almost a week and this year will end...how fast time passes. This is proof that we should live it as much as we can! (ENFP)
--You optimistic weirdo. (INTJ)
--Weirdo,yes. Optimistic,absolutely. (ENFP)
--Wanna come over to my place? I made food. (INTJ)
--Sure! I can help you decorate. (ENFP)
--Only if you promise me to not fall and hit your head. (INTJ)
--I promise! (ENFP)
--Ok. I don't like decorating anyway,you can do it for me. (INTJ)

We went over to my place and she had some lights,globes and tinsel. When I entered,the house was just plain.

--You don't even have your own mini Christmas tree? (ENFP)
--No,we already have a big one in the meeting hall. (INTJ)
--INTJ. (ENFP)
--My name. (INTJ)
--Where the fuck is your Christmas spirit? (ENFP)
--It doesn't exist. (INTJ)
--What do you do on Christmas usually? (ENFP)
--I stay inside and sometimes eat some of the food I make and listen to classical music. And I drink. And...I don't know,it's just a normal day- (INTJ)

ENFP gasped loudly.

--How dare you insult Christmas like that?! No,we are putting Carols! (ENFP)

She put this song named All I Want For Christmas Is You. It was kind of energetic,which I didn't like.

--Stop this right now! (INTJ)
--Nooo,come on,sing along! (ENFP)

ENFP was on a chair,putting tinsel around the room.

--I don't want a lot for Christmas,there is just one thing I need,na-naaaa! (ENFP)
--Stop! (INTJ)

I liked how she sang though. The music wasn't that loud. She then got down to grab the globes.

--Can you sing along? (ENFP)
--Me? Sing? No. And stop singing. (INTJ)
--Nope! Here comes the part! (ENFP)

She starts dancing.

--All I want for Christmasssss is youuuuu! (ENFP)

ENFP then puts her hand on my cheek. I try to look weirded out,but I also do agree with the song.

--Are you trying to say something? (INTJ)

I say while raising my eyebrows to tease her a bit.

--Nope,I only vibe with the music! (ENFP)

She then goes to the globes. They are dark red. After a while she finishes.

--Ta-daaa! Look how beautiful the apartament is now! (ENFP)
--Yes,it is indeed now more Christmas-like. (INTJ)
--I bring color to everything! (ENFP)
--You do. (INTJ)

You bring a lot of color into my life.

--What did you cook heh? (ENFP)
--Hmm...maybe I made tiramisu- (INTJ)
--YOU MADE TIRAMISU? WHERE IS IT? (ENFP)

I went to the fridge and got it out.

--THIS LOOKS AMAZING! CAN I TAKE A BITE? (ENFP)

Her eyes shined like stars.

--Go ahead. (INTJ)

I cut a piece for her and she immediately took a bite.

--YOU MASTER! This is heavenly! (ENFP)
--Yes,I tried to make it extra delicious because I knew you would want some and you would devour it. (INTJ)