Bob's Pov this morning ish night-
Waking up to the sound of my phone blowing up, I look over and see Y/N peacefully asleep. I grab my phone off the side desk and look through the text. Theres many from different cultist all sounding as dumb as could be near the start of their rants.
C1- Anyone know where the green jar went?
C12- Green jar of moss, algae, plague, or icing
C1- Jerry's jar of old fish
C12- Hopefully with him
C14- Found it under the stairs with a rat! SOMEONE KILL IT!
C2- No one is going to kill a rat, just catch it and give it a bath
C14- Why the hell would i give it a bath!?
C2- Oh you're new here, yah we give them to the bird
C14- What bird?
C3- One of Eyes prized pets, it watches a grave that now houses dead old cultist and dead pets. Ir was just a normal cemetery orginally.
C6- Thomas i know your ass is not trying to make Hazel give the bird a rat
C14- Why???....also not my name, who are you
C6- Because the things wings almost got ripped off from the last one
C2- Gonna answer that other question cause now I'm concerned...who are you!
C6- I'll give yah a hint, hanging meat, commonly called the aging process improves tenderness
C2- I still have no idea who you are
C6- Why am I in the newbies chat room?
C2- WHO ARE YOU
C6- Velseb yah dumb shit
*C2 left the group chat*
In short simular shit like this kept popping up so i kept reading for a while. After some time i came across one of the 'uppers', 'like hell i have a boss other then Eyes', wants me to come to the mansion cause Rick is getting pissy over something. I didn't really pay attention.
C14- I caught the rat! It wants out of the basket, help!
C6- Just bite it
C2- Ok i know your weird for a cannibal but this is worst then what i thought you where
Bob- Yah i can agree as well
C2-.....
Bob- Also no one in the cult calls me by my last name aside from the uppers
C14- oh shit
*C6 left the chat room*
Bob- Give me a second
*Bob added C6 to the chat room*
Bob- Hey Sharan meet me in my office in the next 30 minutes, also yes give the bird the rat. The poor thing loves company.
C14- Ok...
I put my phone on silence while getting mentally prepared for the cult mansion. Office is just a code word for the mansion so no one knows the location....that doesn't stop certain kids from exploring in it. I like the newbies and the good members, but some get on my nerves.
I get up and head downstairs, calling Pepper to my side with a whistle. She seems excited to be going out again, this time with no kids missing. Before we got home the kids had told me they left the dogs at the police station. So i had to pick them up before we got home.
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Chances and Changes - Bob Velseb x Reader (Original version, slight hiatus)
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