Returning to Earth

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Scarlett: IM GONNA END YOU!!!!!

Zitzu: Now i will talk english! SHUT UP SLUT!!! (Pushes Scarlett)

Crissy: (Hits Zitzu with the space ship)

Zitzu: (Screams) (Flies off into the distance)

Scarlett: (Gets on board) Step on it!!

Crissy: (Pulls lever launching them toward earth)

Florence: Lets face it guys Crissy and Scarlett are never coming back.

Atriel: I still have faith.

Aubrey: Me too.

Lizzie: Same.

Natasha: As if that's ever gonna hap-

*Spaceship crashes on top of Natasha Lyonne*

Aubrey: OH MY GOSH!!!

Crissy: GUYS! 

Lizzie: Crissy!!!

Atriel You are alive!!!

Lizzie and Atriel: (Hug Crissy)

Scarlett: (Stands up and exits the ship as her bra falls off)

*Cars pull up and paparazzi get out*

Andy Sandberg: (Snaps picture of Scarlett)

Scarlett: Shoe!!!

Lizzie: Move!

Crissy: Get away from my wife!!!

Aubrey: Did they not make it clear? (Throws stilettos at paparazzi) Back the fuck off!!
(Hugs Scarlett) Welcome home.

News reporter: This just in. Scarlett Johansson and her Wife Crissy Johansson have returned to earth. We will have more news later on them returning to earth.

Scarlett: CUT THE CAMERA OFF!! (Smacks Reporter in the back of the head with a hammer)

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