Chapter 9: It's Not Even Funny

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Previously On Scarlett's Wife.........

Scarlett: What on earth are you doing here?

Natalie: I heard it's fun boob face, and I came to join the gang and the party bitch! (Slaps Scarlett with a piece of chocolate cake)

Scarlett: You filthy demonic whore!! (Grabs onto Natalie and slams her into shelves)

Natalie: Don't you ever touch me lady! (Slams Scarlett's face into ice cream) I ONLY CAME BACK SO WE COULD BE BESTIES AGAIN!!

Lizzie: (Smiles) This is what I call a party!

Scarlett: After what you did to me on live I never wanted to see your ugly particulate little face again you classless hoe! (Pushes Natalie over a table as cake lands on her face)

Natalie: This is how you treat me when I make a grand entrance at a Christmas party! You bitch!

Scarlett: Christmas is a life sentence of hell you better get used to it!

Natalie: (Stands up) (Rips Scarlett's ear ring out of her ear) Bleed bitch!

Scarlett: I HATE YOU!! (Jumps onto Natalie as they crash through a wall)

  *pieces of the roof fall down into the cake and food*

Lizzie: I'm calling the cops. (Picks up phone)

Scarlett: Noo!! (Cries) Don't do it!!

Crissy: Scarlett this is unlike you.

Aubrey: You're such a crazy bitch.

Florence: You're a murderer.

Scarlett: NO!! IM NOTTT!!!

Atriel: (Has his mouth open wide)

Scarlett: (Looks down)

News report: Scarlett Johansson was arrested 12 hours ago for murdering who apparently was dead before an older lady. Tracy Wolmbat. Loved by many she will be missed. On a related note after the stabbing of Natalie Portman . Natalie has decided to sue Scarlett Johansson for all she has leaving her broke. Scarlett is now on life sentence and it remains to be seen what happens to her next. Thanks for watching Fox News.

Benjamin:I guess I'll sneak into the chiefs office.

Chief Jiminez: Hey! You're not supposed to be in here!

Benjamin: Ya! (Kicks the chief in the face) Ya! (Uppercuts him in the jaw) Ya! (Kicks him in the groin) Ya! Ya! Ya!

Chief Jiminez : (Falls to his face)

Benjamin: Alright. It's time to shove your fat ass in the cabinets. (Pushes the chief half way into a cabinet) (Pushes him all the way in) (Closes and locks cabinet) (Turns around) (Gasps)

Guards: (Grab both of Benjamin's arms)

Benjamin: Put me down! I am the chief! (Back stabs both of them in the jaw)

Guards: (Drop Benjamin)

Benjamin: (Locks door) (Strips himself ) (Puts on chief uniform) I guess I'm gonna finally get away with this. (Grabs mich) All officers free the worst prisoners from their cells, also, I am your new chief. (Smiles) They say Natalie knows it all, well that's not true. Benjamin knows it all. (Smiles) (Puts his feet on the desk)

Florence: I GOT HIM! (Pulls Chris into the police station) Now tell the officer what you did.

Chris: I.. (Punches Florence)

Florence: (Crashes down into table)
OH YOU BITCH!

Chris: (Runs)

Officer: No sir! (Brings Chris back in)

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