Lizzie: Santa baby, just slip a Sable under the tree for me, Been an awful good girl
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight
Santa baby, a 54 convertible too, light blue
I'll wait up for you dear
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight
Think of all the fun I've missed
Think of all the fella's that I haven't kissed
Next year I could be just as good
If you check off my Christmas list
Santa baby, I want a yacht and really that's not a lot
Been an angel all year
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight
Santa honey, one little thing I really need
The deed to a platinum mine
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight
Santa cutie, and fill my stocking with the duplex and checks, Sign your 'x' on the line
Santa cutie, and hurry down the chimney tonight
Come and trim my Christmas tree
With some decorations bought at Tiffanys
I really do believe in you
Let's see if you believe in me
Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing
A ring, I don't mean on the phone
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight
Hurry down the chimney tonight
Hurry, tonight...
Scarlett: Merry Christmas Crissy. (Kisses Crissy)
Crissy: Merry Christmas Scarlett. (Smiles)
Aubrey: Hey. I know you and Lizzie have your differences but can I please invite Lizzie to this party tonight.
Scarlett: Absolutely no-
Crissy: Yes! You can invite her!
Aubrey; Thank you Crissy.
Scarlett: (Pulls Crissy aside) I didn't want her at this party. I'm mad at her.
Crissy: She's a friend. It's Christmas. She's not gonna be left out of this party whether you like it or not.
Scarlett: Well you can go to your own motherfucking party then! (Walks away)
Crissy: Maybe I will! (Scoffs) (Slips as she is pulled outside in a net)
Tracy: Listen! I'm gonna be the grinch in this situation! Only I'm a murderous Grinch! (Puts her hand on Crissy's throat)
Lizzie: Get your filthy hands off of her! (Slaps Tracy) (Throws Tracy into a lake)
Tracy: (Screams) NOOO!! You can't do this!! ITS ELDER ABUSE!!
Lizzie: Put a sock in it bitch! Come on Crissy. (Walks away with Crissy)
Tracy: You heartless bitches have no fucking clue!
(Scowls as she climbs out of the lake and pours blood all over the grass and onto the porch)
Scarlett: It's the party of the year. (Smiles) (Drinks champagne)
Natalie Portman: (Smashes the windows with a hoe and kicks down the door while knocking things off the wall with her tits) Sorry to crash it then!
Scarlett: You bitch! (Throws champagne glass)
Natalie: (Shatters the glass with her fist) You asked for this war bestie and now your getting it! (Walks toward Scarlett)
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Scarlett's Wife (Lesbian Love Story)
FantasyI'm making this for one of my best friends Crissy. She is in love with Scarlett Johansson. Leave your comments if you like and advice on my next Scarlett fanfic. Edit: Thanks for all the support.. I didnt expect this to be a big hit so tysm... Also...
