No, I Was Just Leaving

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Brie: Previously On Ricerdale.

Liz Gillies: I have a bag of rice. Why? Oh no. What the f*ck?!

Brie: SMACK THAT RICE WITH YO TITTIES! I be tripping we need to pour milk on it.

Natalie: Guys! GUYS! OH MY GOSHHH!!! FIREEE!!!

Brie: I guess that's wrap on our season. Guess what Bart? You're not coming back.

Bart Johnson: Now I've been on NCIS! You couldn't pay me to do this for another season anyway. This shit is weird.

Brie: No it's funny!

Natalie:  NO! FUCK YOU BRIE! I quit!

Brie: Y'all can't just leave!! WE HAVE TO FINISH SEASON FIVE!!!!

Liz: Woah. (Smiles)

Brie: SUCK A CLAM!! F***P****A**S***

                                 2 months later

Scarlett: It's the party of the year. (Smiles) (Drinks champagne)

Natalie Portman: (Smashes the windows with a hoe and kicks down the door while knocking things off the wall with her tits) Sorry to crash it then!

Scarlett: You bitch! (Throws champagne glass)

Natalie: (Shatters the glass with her fist) You asked for this war bestie and now your getting it! (Walks toward Scarlett) It's time yup let the real party begin. (Kicks cake onto the floor with her heel)

Scarlett: What on earth are you doing here?

Natalie: I heard it's fun boob face, and I came to join the gang and the party bitch! (Slaps Scarlett with a piece of chocolate cake)

Scarlett: You filthy demonic whore!! (Grabs onto Natalie and slams her into shelves)

Natalie: Don't you ever touch me lady! (Slams Scarlett's face into ice cream) I ONLY CAME BACK SO WE COULD BE BESTIES AGAIN!!

Lizzie: (Smiles) This is what I call a party!

Scarlett: After what you did to me on live I never wanted to see your ugly particulate little face again you classless hoe! (Pushes Natalie over a table as cake lands on her face)

Natalie: This is how you treat me when I make a grand entrance at a Christmas party! You bitch!

Scarlett: Christmas is a life sentence of hell you better get used to it!

Natalie: (Stands up) (Rips Scarlett's ear ring out of her ear) Bleed bitch!

Scarlett: I HATE YOU!! (Jumps onto Natalie as they crash through a wall)

*pieces of the roof fall down into the cake and food*

Crissy: Oh my gosh!

Florence: Where the hell did she go?

Aubrey: That a good question.

Scarlett: (Slaps Natalie)

Natalie: (Chokes and slams Scarlett)

Scarlett: YOU DUMB SKANK!! (Slaps Natalie)

Natalie: I HATE YOU! I've been waiting forever to take you down. (Holds Scarlett's hand to a knife) (Stabs herself) (Screams) (Falls back) (Screams)

Scarlet: No. You...
And Now..

Benjamin: So you'd like to be an officer here.

Brie: I feel like it's the best way to put somebody in her place for screwing over my show. Ricerdale was a pretty crazy show but it lasted five seasons. Unfortunately we had to axe it bc too many people left.

Benjamin: So you're an actress.

Brie: Yes. Brie Larson is the name.

Benjamin: Ima give you this job cus you're pretty.

Brie: YAY! HEY GUYS!

Crissy: Ew!

Lizzie: Go away!

Florence: Shoe bitch!

Brie: Y'all are so mean!

Lizzie: Oh I'm sorry.

Brie: Really?

Lizzie: No, I was just leaving. (Walks away)

Brie: (Smiles angrily)

Natalie: Hey bitches! Any of you wanna suck my pussy?!!!

Florence: No!

Crissy: I've got a wife.

Natalie: Your wife isn't here so.. (Kisses Crissy)

Crissy: (Trying to get out of the kiss with Natalie)
(Screams inside the kiss)

Florence: (Smacks Natalie's ass repeatedly)

Brie: (Turns around)

*People surround Crissy and Natalie with cameras*

Crissy: (Smacks Natalie)

Natalie: (Smiles)

Crissy: DELETE THAT!!

Oscar Moreno: No. This is going into the newspaper.

Crissy: Over my dead body! (Runs toward Oscar)

*Car drives toward Brie*

Florence: Who the fuck could that be?

*Car window rolls down*

Liz: (Sticks her head out the window) I would've hit your ass Brie!

Crissy: No. No. No. No. No. (Puts her hand over her mouth)

Liz: (Winks at Crissy)

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