~ 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐏𝐈𝐒𝐒 𝐌𝐄 𝐎𝐅𝐅 ; 𝐬𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐦𝐨𝐮𝐜𝐡𝐞 𝐱 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 ! ♥

𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘳𝘵𝘺 𝘧𝘪𝘷𝘦. ~

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you all sighed to yourselves at childe's stupidity.

scara gritted his teeth and glared at childe.

he knew if he yelled, it'd make things worse.

sandrone had a thinking expression on before having an idea occur to her.

"ooh! okay, so, childe, you hide. signora, you need to distract the officers with your visuals, and... scaramouche! kazuha! take your shirts off." she smiled.

i am sorry, but HUH?

scara scoffed in shock and kazuha covered his mouth chuckling. "ah, sandrone, what is the purpose of this?"

sandrone waved her hands. "just trust me! them seeing a hot woman and two cute shirtless guys will surely throw them off! kazuha, you can speak your native tongue, obviously."

"あ、はい。君はそうござるよね." he chuckled before translating. "ah, yes. you are right."

you were trying to resist your heart betraying kuni at that very moment. you clutched onto your now warm chest.

scara noticed though.

and he knew you were weak for him.

"あらら、何かいたいことでむあるのかい~? hmm~? y/n~?" (alala, is there something you'd like to say~? hmm~? y/n~?"

your face went immediately red.

"i-i... uhm-" you started, but...

a knock was present behind you all, the back door.

sandrone grabbed your wrist and dragged you into the bushes, and scara and kazuha took off their shirts...

both of them pretended to be working out,  to disspell any suspicious thoughts.

the door was begging to be opened due to the officers now trying to bang the door open.

you could hear yae and ei begin to panic.

the door opened.

"huh...? who are...?" the officer seemed confused.

on queue, kazuha and scara looked up at the two officers. as if in a k-drama, they both showed their hidden visuals.

oh my god.

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"へー? お前は変なやつだよね。お前誰?" scara grinned at their confused faces. (heh..? you seem like a weird guy, right. who are you?)

thankfully both scara and kazu are eighteen, because the officers began blushing.

then came out signora, to distract them and help buy you guys time to run back into the house.

"oh my archons... she's stunning.." the other whispered.

she pretended to not hear them, leaning against a tree. they began like opposite magnets, walking naturally towards her.

she quietly walked to another tree and the men ran into multiple branches. signora had scara's bat and smacked them both in the heads.