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Christina: Cooking

Christina's POV
"Yes Dan, lots of black char and large amounts of smoke emitting from the fish is a good thing" Rowan says sarcasticly while rolling her eyes.
"You really had to wait till the fish caught fire to take it off the mini stove didn't you" Amy says while glaring at Dan
"Ugh weirdo, even I know that you don't wait for the food to catch fire before you take it off" I say looking at the pile of black ashes that Dan calls 'food'
"Guys, it's not that bad, Dan made soup too!" Piper says trying to look on the bright side
"He burned the soup" Amy responds while pointing to the slop of burned red goop and vegetable chunks that was supposed to be vegetable soup
"He cooked it so much that all the liquid evaporated and left a burned goop." Rowan adds
"HEY! Don't talk about me as if I'm not here!" Dan snaps
"We can if we want to!" Rowan responds
"Wait, how do you burn soup" I ask
"You cook it so much that the liquid starts to evaporate. Usually the top is ok but the bottom is burned into the pot." Piper answers
"But somehow, the genius over there" Amy starts while gesturing to Dan, "managed to burn it so much it turned into goop!" Amy shouts, getting ticked
"Why didn't you say you didn't know how to cook?!" Piper asks, "Then we could have avoided this!"
"I can do anything!" Dan says with point to himself
"Oh, be quiet. Your cleaning this up you know" Amy tells him
"I don't wanna!" Dan whines
"Now you sound like Rowan" Amy comments
"Hey!" Rowan says and slaps Amy. That must have been the last straw with her because right after Rowan slapped her she kicked Rowan's feet out from under her. Piper then had to restrain Amy from actually murdering Rowan.
"Hey! No fighting!" Piper says while holding Amy back
"This this WEIRD!!!!!" I shout in attempt to help the situation
"Stop calling us weird!" Dan shouts to me
"Fine then creepy person!" I shout back as Dan groans and face palms.
"STOP!! This is not something to fight over!" Piper says after she got Amy to calm down, "I'll just open a can of olives and canned salmon" Piper says then walks off to find the canned food
"Well never let the weirdy weirdo cook again" I say in attempt to lighten the mood
"I am not weird!" Dan shouts at me
"Yes you are, you think burnt ashes are food." I reply in a cheerful voice which earns snickers from both Rowan and Amy
"I don't think burnt ashes are food!" Dan snaps
"Yes you do, if you didn't then why did you cook that?" I ask
"Come on Dan, admit it, you don't know how to cook" Rowan says while elbowing him
"Be quiet or else" Dan says with a slight smirk
"Or else what?" Rowan asks before Dan glomps her
"OR ELSE YOU'LL FEEL THE WRATH OF THE HUGS!!!!!!" Dan says while half tackling, half hugging Rowan
"Get off f!#@#$@#$@%ing idiot!" Rowan shouts while struggling to be let free
"No!" Dan responds and continues to hug her
"K, I figured out how to work the can opener, sort of" Piper says carrying a olive can and a canned salmon can, both with many punctured holes and put inside another bowl so that the olive and salmon juice wouldn't spill all over the place. "Whats going on over here?" Piper says while trying to stifle giggles when she sees the position Dan put Rowan in.
"Ok, get off the position that we are in is very suggestive" Rowan says(Rowan was basically sitting in Dan's lap by this time)Dan immediately got it and blushed slightly and pushed her off. Piper also got it immediately and blushed like crazy, Amy took a little time to get it but once she did she also blushed. I didn't get it at all and when I asked they just said to ignore it and we changed the topic. I just decided to shrug it off since they probably would never tell me anyway. We had a nice dinner and everything basically turned out ok in the end, "Hey I guess this isn't so bad after all. Maybe getting lost in the weird neighborhood wasn't such a bad thing after all."