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Sullivan: I'm back! 

Warren: What did the doctor say? 

Sullivan: He said my eyes are perfect. 

Warren: Where was he looking when he said it? 

Sullivan: *scowls*

Warren, to the audience: Pretty sure Sullivan needs glasses. The last couple of months, he's been struggling. 

*Flashback 1*

*Sullivan is trying to read a recipe and inadvertent bumps into Maya*

Maya: Hey! Watch where you're going! 

*Flashback 2*

Sullivan, holding a takeout menu: I'll take this one. It looks very good. 

*Gibson and Warren stand awkwardly* 

Warren: That's their address, Magoo. 

*Present*

Warren: Did he even give you an eye test? 

Sullivan: He put the spoon in one eye, the spoon in the other eye, the puff puff, the eye drops. 20/20. Now who's the Magoo? 

Warren, turning to Gibson: What the hell language was that? Did you see that fresh coat of nail polish? He never went to the doctor. 

Gibson: Why would he lie? 

Warren: He's stubborn, Gibson. He doesn't want to wear glasses. 

Gibson: Well, he's only hurting himself.


Reference- Modern Family

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