*In a bar*
Gibson: Can I have a Coke?
Bartender: Okay.
Bartender, to Miller: And you?
Miller: I'll take a Coke too.
Bartender: Okay. *Pours two glasses of Coke.*
Gibson: I also see that you have Kinder eggs. Can I have two Kinder eggs and a pack of Orbit?
Bartender: *Grabs two Kinder eggs off the shelf.*
Gibson: Can I also get the WiFi password?
Bartender: *Slides a glass towards Gibson.*
Gibson: WiFi?
Bartender: *Slides a glass towards Miller.*
Gibson: This bar has kind of a sad atmosphere to it.
Miller: I think we're contributing to it.
Gibson: *Opens one of the Kinder eggs*
Gibson: Hey! It's a little dog! You can change the hair. Very little assembly required.
Miller: I don't know this man.
Reference- Travel Man
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