*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Sullivan: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Maya: ...I did. I broke it.
Sullivan: No. No you didn't. Montgomery?
Montgomery: Don't look at me. Look at Gibson.
Gibson: What?! I didn't break it.
Montgomery: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Gibson: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Montgomery: Suspicious.
Gibson: No, it's not!
Vic: If it matters, probably not, but Andy was the last one to use it.
Andy: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Vic: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Andy: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Vic!
Maya: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Sullivan.
Sullivan: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
Vic: Sullivan... Montgomery's been awfully quiet.
Montgomery: rEALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
Sullivan, to the audience: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Sullivan, to the audience: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Sullivan, to the audience:
Sullivan, to the audience: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
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