Warren: Hey, Sullivan. I'm sorry about what I did before. I saw this, and I thought you'd like it. *holds out a small box*
Sullivan, opening the box: I guess can't stay mad at you when you buy me... *fully opens the box*
Sullivan: ...GLASSES, YOU SON OF A BITCH!
Warren: Just try 'em on.
Sullivan: I will try them on when you'll buy hearing aids!
Warren: What? There's nothing wrong with my hearing.
Vic: Um, I have a, uh, hearing-test app on my phone.
Sullivan, taking Vic's phone: Let's do it! *tries to operate the phone, then success it back to Vic after realizing he can't actually see anything on the phone* You do it!
Vic: Okay. Everybody under the age of sixty should be able to hear this. *Presses a button and a loud sound comes out*
Andy: Yes.
Gibson: Heard that.
Maya: Yeah, definitely.
Warren: What? You're lying. You didn't hear anything.
Sullivan: We did! You see, you're deaf!
Vic: Okay, seventy. *An even louder sound plays*
Montgomery: Mm-hmm. Yes.
Warren: Oh, what is th-- did she put you up to this?
Vic: Here, Warren. I'll play you something even louder.
*No sound plays*
Warren: Okay, I heard that one.
Vic: I didn't press anything.
Sullivan: Oh, look who's a cheater.
Montgomery: Don't worry about it, big guy. I have trouble smelling lemons.
Warren: You know, I don't need any of this.
Reference- Modern Family
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