Warren: *walks to Sullivan* Sullivan. How's it goin' man?
Sullivan: *Stays silent*
Sullivan, to the audience: Yes, I have decided to shun Benjamin Warren for the next three years. Which I'm looking forward to. It's an Amish technique. It's like slapping someone with silence. I was shunned from the age of four until my sixth birthday... for not saving the excess oil from a can of tuna.
Sullivan: Gibson, could you please inform Benjamin Warren that he is being shunned.
Gibson: Warren, Sullivan says welcome back, and he could use a hug.
Sullivan: Ok, tell him that's not true.
Gibson: Sullivan says that he actually doesn't know one single fact about bear attacks.
Warren: You guys... *Starts walking away*
Sullivan: Ok, no. Gibson, tell him that bears can climb faster than they can run. Gibson! Tell him!
Gibson, half-heartedly: Warren! Nah, that's too far.
Sullivan: Damn you.
Reference- The Office
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