Sullivan: *Sees his desk covered in wrapping paper* What is this?
Warren: Happy Holidays, Sullivan. But do not open it till Christmas.
Sullivan: You're so pathetic. How long did this take you? Three hours?
Warren: Five minutes actually. I am a black belt in gift wrapping.
Sullivan: Yeah, no such thing. They don't give out black belts for things that are stupid. *scoffs* Well, I hope it was worth it, cause I'm gonna take it apart in about five minutes.
Warren: I think it'll take you a little longer than that.
Sullivan: Really? If I can skin a mule deer in less than ten minutes, I ought to be able to cut my — *sets briefcase on desk and sits in chair, desk and chair are made of paper, Sullivan crashes to the floor*
Warren: *holds back laughter*
Reference- The Office
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