Vic: Hello, everyone. What we're going to say today isn't funny or sarcastic. But it needs to be said.
Montgomery: We've made a number of lapses in judgement over the past few years, and we owe you some apologies.
Gibson: There's no justifying what we've done, but we hope that in time, you might be willing to forgive us and maybe even give us another chance.
Vic: I'm sorry... for not being overly sarcastic. At best, I've only been moderately sarcastic and at worst, I've been downright sincere.
Gibson: And I'm sorry I've summarized Greece and Rome so much that it goes beyond summary and enters the realm of synopsis. I was supposed to provide summaries and I've betrayed that.
Miller: And I'm sorry that when I discussed African history, I didn't address Wakanda. It's been a crazy couple months for anthropologists everywhere.
Vic: I'm sorry for mistranslating that ancient Egyptian curse and accidentally getting 15 archeologists killed. On the plus side, I got this nifty necklace out of it. *Points to a necklace she's wearing* On the downside, I'm pretty sure if I ever take it off, I might get eaten by a mummy.
Montgomery: I'm sorry we promised you a Let's Play channel when all we do is talk about boring books and dead dudes.
Maya: I'm sorry for setting my voicemail to a passage from the Necronomicon, and on a related note, if you ever called my phone, I'm sorry for all the demons manifesting out of your keypad.
Andy: I'm sorry for wasting those three wishes I got on a lifetime supply of cheesecake instead of world peace.
Gibson: I'm sorry for suggesting Robespierre just guillotine everyone. I thought the sarcasm was obvious, but clearly he did not. I just wanted him to use it for bagels.
Andy: I'm sorry for committing the unforgivable sin of human transmutation and accidentally disintegrating my childhood friend.
Ryan, in another room: QUIT TELLING EVERYONE I'M DEAD!
Andy: Sometimes I can still hear his voice.
Montgomery: I'm sorry for telling Virgil that nobody would notice if he just copied off of Homer the night before his Aeneid was due.
Maya: I'm sorry I sunk Atlantis. I swear I had no idea what that button did.
Vic: I'm sorry I caused the Tunguska event by plugging a power bar into itself for infinite energy. The good news is it worked.
Miller: If you were there the time I drew out Les Mis, I'm sorry for your pain. And if you've seen Food Fight, we're sorry in general.
Maya: I'm sorry I didn't cry when Baldr died, thereby forestalling his resurrection and condemning him to hell. I just don't like expressing my emotions publicly.
Gibson: I'm sorry for kidnapping Tripitaka that one time, but in my defense, everyone was doing it.
Andy: I'm sorry I told Pandora I dropped my keys in her box. I thought it was hilarious at the time, but in hindsight... not my proudest moment.
Montgomery: I'm sorry that I invented a time machine, went back to steal the Library of Alexandria, shrunk it down Braniac style and put it in a bottle, and then burned the foundations to cover my tracks.
Vic: I'm sorry-wait. What did you do?
Montgomery: Uh... Well, you see.
Vic: You what?!
Montgomery: Well, actually...
Vic: You burned down the library? You monster, you wait till I get over there!
Montgomery: Well, wait-
Vic: There you are, you barbarian!
Montgomery: Um, we're experiencing technical difficulties, we'll be back later!
Reference- Overly Sarcastic Productions
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